Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Huck]

It took every inch of my self control to not completely ruin this guys car. My parking space is extra big, and I park way on one side so that there is like 10 feet between me and the next car. Some fuckin ******* decided to squeeze his car in my extra space. I had to take my zenclosure box out of the trunk and climb through the back to get into my car.

My revenge was taking acoustic ceiling wires and wrapping them around his car, the twisting them together under his car so that he couldn't open up his doors. Bitchassmotherfucker. I seriously wanted to fight him, but he never came out and I had to clock out and go home...

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[JARblue]

Originally Posted by Huck

It took every inch of my self control to not completely ruin this guys car. My parking space is extra big, and I park way on one side so that there is like 10 feet between me and the next car. Some fuckin ******* decided to squeeze his car in my extra space. I had to take my zenclosure box out of the trunk and climb through the back to get into my car.

My revenge was taking acoustic ceiling wires and wrapping them around his car, the twisting them together under his car so that he couldn't open up his doors. Bitchassmotherfucker. I seriously wanted to fight him, but he never came out and I had to clock out and go home...

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That white line on the right side of the picture is MY WHITE LINE.


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I like your creativity I wear steel-toed boots on a daily basis for work and have had to resist the temptation to use them on some asshat's car many times. So far, I have managed, but some $hit like that would definitely test my willpower.

[dP3NGU1N]

Originally Posted by Huck

It took every inch of my self control to not completely ruin this guys car. My parking space is extra big, and I park way on one side so that there is like 10 feet between me and the next car. Some fuckin ******* decided to squeeze his car in my extra space. I had to take my zenclosure box out of the trunk and climb through the back to get into my car.

My revenge was taking acoustic ceiling wires and wrapping them around his car, the twisting them together under his car so that he couldn't open up his doors. Bitchassmotherfucker. I seriously wanted to fight him, but he never came out and I had to clock out and go home...

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That white line on the right side of the picture is MY WHITE LINE.


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Sorry mate, don't mean to but I have to agree with everyone prior that from the looks of it he could have easily mistaken it for another space. You were so paranoid of getting dinged that you parked far enough away from the car next to you that another car could fit in the spot. I think you need to share some of the blame for that alone. Furthermore, even though it's really faded it LOOKS like there use to be a line there surrounding the yellow poles designating the end of the parking space. One could argue that you're the crappy parker in this instance.... Food for thought, perhaps.