Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[BlackZeda]

I have mixed feelings on this one...

- He is pretty far away from anyone
- He is effectively taking 4 spaces, but you wouldn't know it unless you were close
- It's a Maserati
- It's black

If he just can't park he is a full douche-nozzle...otherwise he is a quasi-douche.

[Snakes709]

Originally Posted by BlackZeda

I have mixed feelings on this one...

- He is pretty far away from anyone
- He is effectively taking 4 spaces, but you wouldn't know it unless you were close
- It's a Maserati
- It's black

If he just can't park he is a full douche-nozzle...otherwise he is a quasi-douche.

I would park right next to him, within the lines and as close to him as possible just to piss him off.

[Mt Tam I am]

Originally Posted by BlackZeda

I have mixed feelings on this one...

- He is pretty far away from anyone
- He is effectively taking 4 spaces, but you wouldn't know it unless you were close
- It's a Maserati
- It's black

If he just can't park he is a full douche-nozzle...otherwise he is a quasi-douche.

If he parked back a foot or so he would be unquestionable. Being in Timbuktu, why screw with him.

I always park closest to curb myself.

[BlackZeda]

Originally Posted by Mt Tam I am

If he parked back a foot or so he would be unquestionable. Being in Timbuktu, why screw with him.

I always park closest to curb myself.

Yeah, I personally wouldn't mess with him, but I think the thing that bugs me is that he feels that he is entitled to four parking spaces because he has a Maserati. Yet, with that amount of boldness, he is timid to encroach only slightly on those other spaces.

It disturbs my sense of order in the universe

BTW, he is about four spaces away from the next car to his right...but I suspect he is the owner of the restaurant and his peons I suppose woudn't dare take any of those spots next to him.

I guess I have a problem with authority and/or bosses like that...I'm a jerk!

[b1adesofcha0s]

Originally Posted by BlackZeda

Yeah, I personally wouldn't mess with him, but I think the thing that bugs me is that he feels that he is entitled to four parking spaces because he has a Maserati. Yet, with that amount of boldness, he is timid to encroach only slightly on those other spaces.

It disturbs my sense of order in the universe

BTW, he is about four spaces away from the next car to his right...but I suspect he is the owner of the restaurant and his peons I suppose woudn't dare take any of those spots next to him.

I guess I have a problem with authority and/or bosses like that...I'm a jerk!

Maybe it was just an accident and he didn't mean to take up four spaces? Could have just been in a hurry and not paid attention to how he parked.

[BlackZeda]

Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Maybe it was just an accident and he didn't mean to take up four spaces? Could have just been in a hurry and not paid attention to how he parked.

Man, your generousity and giving the guy the benefit of the doubt is really bringing me down

[b1adesofcha0s]

Originally Posted by BlackZeda

Man, your generousity and giving the guy the benefit of the doubt is really bringing me down

Sorry bro