Dang that's messed up.

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I wouldn't have been too tired to stab all of your darts into his passenger door while backing out. That's just darn right inconsiderate.

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I was hoping to never contribute to this thread from personal experience.... this might not be as bad as some of the others, but it still made me furious nonetheless.

So I had a date night with my wife, we went out for some sushi and watched a movie. I parked my Z in a front spot yet away from any one else. I scooted over to the side and I come out of the movie to this.

He wasn't necessarily "over" the line, but pretty damn close. I inspected my side for ANY sign of a scuff or scarier, ding. Luckily there was none. If there was any, I swear, I would have keyed that f*ing van 5 times over at least.

What really irks me is that the WHOLE parking lot is open. Park there. Or at least, if you're going to park next to me, park properly and give me some ample room. If I have to be uber careful opening MY door to make sure I don't touch his passenger door, HE PARKED TOO CLOSE. End of story.:shakes head:

Diners take revenge on asshat parker
 

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Parking sideways across three parking spaces in your Ford Expedition may make you feel like a real man, but what happens when a couple of Reddit users decide to legally park in the two open spaces on either side of you?

Diners take revenge on asshat parker

Then if you would have parked closer to the curb, they would have just parked even closer to you.

I should have take a picture of his passenger side... I'm not sure you would have been able to tell whether I had stabbed the panel with darts or not. It was FU@KED! Hindsight is always 20-20. I should have taken the bumper out of his truck, shoved it underneath and tied it to his axles with rope also in the back of his truck. Or maybe taken the darts to the tires instead - sidewall all four of those bitches!

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Always go for the tires. They have to be replaced if damaged, AND the criminal charges (if you somehow get caught) are much more lax.

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The370z.com does not condone any of these actions. :tiphat:

You know at first I was all like "no, no...do that with the bumper" when reading this...then finished up with your comments about criminal charges and thought "oh yeah, that makes better sense!".

You are my voice of reason red_zed!:icon17:

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Oh yeah..that's right.. Those are illegal actions.

Ok...I was only kidding! :icon17:

just wanted to share

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That's just wrong :shakes head:

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Btw, something may be wrong if your voice of reason recommends slashing tires :roflpuke2:

Not even attempting to minimize the douche baggery

Two spots for that piece of crap taxi looking dodge charger??? What an a-hole and hope someone with a cash for clunker pos dings it or worse.

There, i said it.

Ian B

That makes my stomach hurt. :barf:

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Well done sir. He was dead center in splitting the two spots, the precision of the shitty parking job was incredible. And don't hate the taxi, he even had the yellow dash...:stirthepot:

Actually there were not many cars around him. thats ok in my book. I have a feeling other cars came later and parked next to him and gave the wrong impression.

if you're out in nowhere, its ok to park like that. I wouldn't do that with my Z though. a beater DD is ok.

Tuesday morning, hence the lack of cars. The silver SUV was 2 spots into the row, so he was actually quite close to the front. And not sure what you mean about other cars parking near him...if you look (EDIT underneath you can see the top of the oval...directly below the letters of his plate) you can see his car is perfectly bisected by the parking stripe? I do that if I'm out where the buffalo roam, but nowhere else

That charger does not qualify for 2 spots at any time on any parking lot, period.

Ian B

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5571/img0854sr.jpg

My last one.. Need to have more made :)

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Funny stuff. Perform a grammar check before you have more made -- it would lend more credibility.

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Didn't even notice that :rofl2:

Oops!!! I meant "perform" a spell check as well. :bowrofl: That is what I always get when I try to be a smart-a$$. Dang. :tiphat:

hehe sorry onzedge... I was just giving you a hard time :D

BWAHAHhahaha!!:bowrofl:


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I totally deserve that. Geesh

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Awww man, I'm just bustin' yer chops, and will completely expect it when I flub!
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What can I say?