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cooltoy 06-05-2013 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ZScr3am (Post 2348948)
I would have wedged some nails behind all 4 of his tires so when he back out of the spaces he would know KARMA is a biotch!:ughdance:

Karma works both ways.

Jsolo 06-05-2013 02:20 PM

Julesburg, CO exit off of I80 - subway parking lot - 5/31/2013.

http://imageshack.us/a/img585/182/p1030793b.jpg

CDepp 06-05-2013 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ZScr3am (Post 2348948)
I would have wedged some nails behind all 4 of his tires so when he back out of the spaces he would know KARMA is a biotch!:ughdance:

That wouldn't fit the meaning of karma. That's straight vengeance. Lol

ZScr3am 06-05-2013 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2349165)
Karma works both ways.

Very true! That's why I don't keep nails in my car! LOL

Huck 06-06-2013 12:16 AM

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Old lady parked in the middle of the road at the mall thinking it was another parking spot.


I survived Zdayz 2013

(barely)

LakeShow 06-06-2013 01:03 AM

^^Thats cool, right in front of the stop sign. :tup:

luigi90210 06-06-2013 01:30 AM

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...67656749_n.jpg

ya, take in all the douchey ness(not my 370z btw)

roy'sz 06-06-2013 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by luigi90210 (Post 2350244)
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...67656749_n.jpg

ya, take in all the douchey ness(not my 370z btw)

would have been perfect had the rear fog light been perfectly centered!

GaleForce 06-06-2013 08:34 AM

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=500&h=375

NismoZ70 06-06-2013 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by luigi90210 (Post 2350244)
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...67656749_n.jpg

ya, take in all the douchey ness(not my 370z btw)

Haha I've seen this one a couple times. Pretty funny :)

CDepp 06-06-2013 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by luigi90210 (Post 2350244)
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...67656749_n.jpg

ya, take in all the douchey ness(not my 370z btw)

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Originally Posted by NismoZ70 (Post 2350480)
Haha I've seen this one a couple times. Pretty funny :)

No. Not funny. That guy took my spot! It's even clearly labeled for me!

ZScr3am 06-06-2013 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Huck (Post 2350206)
Attachment 70506

Old lady parked in the middle of the road at the mall thinking it was another parking spot.


I survived Zdayz 2013

(barely)

See that is exactly why anyone over 55 should take the drivers test every other year! LOL:stirthepot:

LunaZ 06-06-2013 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 2326012)
:facepalm:

I never understand this. With all of the other, just as easily accessible spots, park right there? :mad:

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 2326014)
While his parking job may be acceptable, his choice of parking spaces would have made me :mad: too. I hate that kind of crap :shakes head:

Ever wonder why when parking in no-man's land, far away from any other cars, you'll inevitably find someone else parked next to you for no apparent reason?
Actually, there is a perfectly good reason; Human behaviour very closely mimics that of the largemouth bass and other fish that relate to structure.

Your car is the black stripe in a white pool. :tiphat:

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...-structure.jpg

fonzo179 06-06-2013 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 2351353)
Ever wonder why when parking in no-man's land, far away from any other cars, you'll inevitably find someone else parked next to you for no apparent reason?
Actually, there is a perfectly good reason; Human behaviour very closely mimics that of the largemouth bass and other fish that relate to structure.

Your car is the black stripe in a white pool. :tiphat:

You nailed it, friend. If I could give you a falcon right now (yes, an actual bird of prey) I would. :tup:

Haboob 06-06-2013 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 2351353)
Ever wonder why when parking in no-man's land, far away from any other cars, you'll inevitably find someone else parked next to you for no apparent reason?
Actually, there is a perfectly good reason; Human behaviour very closely mimics that of the largemouth bass and other fish that relate to structure.

Your car is the black stripe in a white pool. :tiphat:

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:shakes head: Makes sense now.

God damn fish.

Nailzs 06-06-2013 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ZScr3am (Post 2351288)
See that is exactly why anyone over 55 should take the drivers test every other year! LOL:stirthepot:

It would seem the 55-65 drivers are better drivers than the 16-30 drivers. Maybe the younger drivers should take a driving refresher course every year. :p

http://static1.consumerreportscdn.or...rs%2010-12.jpg

cooltoy 06-06-2013 07:30 PM

I think all of you should get of the road (old and young), so I can have a nice relaxing, fast drive home.

Haboob 06-06-2013 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2351582)
I think all of you should get of the road (old and young), so I can have a nice relaxing, fast drive home.

You first! :stirthepot:

cooltoy 06-06-2013 07:37 PM

I know. I said it first.

Haboob 06-06-2013 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2351591)
I know. I said it first.

You have to lead by example though.

cooltoy 06-06-2013 07:40 PM

Is this like one of those " I know what you are, but what am I?" conversations?:icon23:

Haboob 06-06-2013 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2351595)
Is this like one of those " I know what you are, but what am I?" conversations?:icon23:

No, but I'm rubber, you're glue...

JARblue 06-06-2013 07:43 PM

I'm rubber, you're glue!

JARblue 06-06-2013 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 2351598)
No, but I'm rubber, you're glue...

:icon17:

cooltoy 06-06-2013 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 2351598)
No, but I'm rubber, you're glue...

OK. Just wanted to know what I was in for.

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You have to lead by example though.
I'll do it as soon as I get home. But with all these people on the road it might be a while.:p

P's_Z 06-06-2013 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by fonzo179 (Post 2326008)
After I ran the 5K, the only thing I could say when I saw this BOOB and his massive work truck parked RIGHT NEXT TO ME was: Come on man. Come on. :mad:

My worst nightmare... :mad:

4r3s 06-07-2013 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 2351353)
Ever wonder why when parking in no-man's land, far away from any other cars, you'll inevitably find someone else parked next to you for no apparent reason?
Actually, there is a perfectly good reason; Human behaviour very closely mimics that of the largemouth bass and other fish that relate to structure.

Your car is the black stripe in a white pool. :tiphat:

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Oh okay, so all we have to do is kill off all the bass and morons will stop parking next to us! Problem solved. I feel like this thread needs a "first world problems" meme made for it.

cooltoy 06-08-2013 03:17 PM

Words are not needed.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.n...10213719_n.jpg

happytheman 06-08-2013 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2354436)
Words are not needed.

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OMG! I wonder what the story is behind that one. Do you have a linky?

cooltoy 06-08-2013 05:55 PM

I don't. Probably backed into him.

MarkGideon 06-08-2013 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 2354553)
OMG! I wonder what the story is behind that one. Do you have a linky?

Is This Corvette Crash Photo a Result of Texting While Driving? - wafflesatnoon.com | wafflesatnoon.com

cooltoy 06-08-2013 06:38 PM

Guess it wasn't parking.

LunaZ 06-08-2013 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2354436)

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2354610)
Guess it wasn't parking.

He was probably trying to pass someone on the shoulder when whoops, who parked that semi there?

LunaZ 06-08-2013 07:00 PM

Another Mustang park job for your review:

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...py-parkers.jpg

Shadezz 06-09-2013 12:17 PM

Guess mine should go here....LOL

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...ps1f410b86.png
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...ps7604b391.png

nmjaxx9 06-09-2013 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 2354633)
Another Mustang park job for your review:

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...py-parkers.jpg

fail. end of story. :roflpuke2:

nmjaxx9 06-09-2013 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Shadezz (Post 2355313)

Lookin sickkkkk. Black on black u can never go wrong. :yum:

CDepp 06-12-2013 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Nailzs (Post 2351402)
It would seem the 55-65 drivers are better drivers than the 16-30 drivers. Maybe the younger drivers should take a driving refresher course every year. :p

http://static1.consumerreportscdn.or...rs%2010-12.jpg

Mid-life crisis bump around 40-50??? LOL

:icon14:

Nailzs 06-12-2013 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CDepp (Post 2359808)
Mid-life crisis bump around 40-50??? LOL

:icon14:

GT-R drivers!http://jelloslug.com/shoforum/3gears.gif

poorazn 06-13-2013 07:10 PM

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Love it! :eekdance:


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