Official Crappy Parkers Thread

happytheman · 01-21-2012, 08:36 AM

I don't think I'd want someone slinging their POS into a parking spot next to my ride like that. I'm relatively certain my head would explode!

b1adesofcha0s · 01-23-2012, 07:42 PM

I think that one's ok. He's parked in what looks like a completely empty section of the parking lot all the way up against the curb. Given that it's a $100k+ Maserati as well, I think he's good

BlackZeda · 01-23-2012, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

I think that one's ok. He's parked in what looks like a completely empty section of the parking lot all the way up against the curb. Given that it's a $100k+ Maserati as well, I think he's good

I guess I just don't like Maseratis...I would spend the money on a Porsche.

My thinking is; I do park waaaay far out and next to a curb, but I park it exactly in space just to ensure that when I attract the "your car is nicer than mine, so it is safe parking next to it" that they can park properly in their space.

Like I said, mixed feelings (I think he owns the restaurant closest to where he parks).

b1adesofcha0s · 01-23-2012, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackZeda

I guess I just don't like Maseratis...I would spend the money on a Porsche.

My thinking is; I do park waaaay far out and next to a curb, but I park it exactly in space just to ensure that when I attract the "your car is nicer than mine, so it is safe parking next to it" that they can park properly in their space.

Like I said, mixed feelings (I think he owns the restaurant closest to where he parks).

I don't really like them either, except for the new ones. They just look amazing, especially in person.

Pintsize725 · 01-23-2012, 09:57 PM

I nominate myself. Husband is on the left, I'm on the right.

gurneyeagle · 01-24-2012, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

I nominate myself. Husband is on the left, I'm on the right.

Wow, a two Z family. A woman after my own heart.

happytheman · 01-24-2012, 07:01 AM

You'd think they'd park much closer to each other, considering the fact that they're for sure not going to ding each others doors!

But....that parking lot has basically NO cars in it, so....it's all good!

scottIN · 01-24-2012, 07:06 AM

Okay - sound on this one is NSFW (fine if you mute it). You don't really need the sound anyway. I guess this falls into the category of Crappy Parker - just in a different way.

Woman Can't Parallel Park Smart Car (Funny) - YouTube

Rooster89 · 01-24-2012, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by scottIN

Okay - sound on this one is NSFW (fine if you mute it). You don't really need the sound anyway. I guess this falls into the category of Crappy Parker - just in a different way.

Woman Can't Parallel Park Smart Car (Funny) - YouTube

this made my day.

keb370z · 01-24-2012, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by scottIN

Okay - sound on this one is NSFW (fine if you mute it). You don't really need the sound anyway. I guess this falls into the category of Crappy Parker - just in a different way.

Woman Can't Parallel Park Smart Car (Funny) - YouTube

THAT is painful to watch. Put that on repeat and I will give up any and all information to any police department/government/IRS.

Women have a reputation for bad driving and parking, and for good reasons. But I've seen some pretty pathetic driving from men, too... and men don't have an excuse.

Pintsize725 · 01-24-2012, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

You'd think they'd park much closer to each other, considering the fact that they're for sure not going to ding each others doors!

But....that parking lot has basically NO cars in it, so....it's all good!

I'm still a woman, horrible at parking and sometimes driving.

happytheman · 01-24-2012, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

I'm still a woman, horrible at parking and sometimes driving.

Meh, a lot of guys say that women in general are horrible drivers...and perhaps it's true, but there are exceptions to every rule. My wife, for instance, is an excellent driver.

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Originally Posted by scottIN

Okay - sound on this one is NSFW (fine if you mute it). You don't really need the sound anyway. I guess this falls into the category of Crappy Parker - just in a different way.

Woman Can't Parallel Park Smart Car (Funny) - YouTube

Epic FAIL! In a smart car no less! Those things turn on a dime!

happytheman · 01-24-2012, 01:19 PM

This is how I like to park!

haitech · 01-24-2012, 06:48 PM

Try women AND asian. Puahahaha

N0SL3N · 01-25-2012, 09:49 PM

IMG_0006.jpg

This was at work. I figured I was safe parking next to the spot that was blocked off with construction supports and caution tape... Apparently not.

01-21-2012, 08:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1823	I don't think I'd want someone slinging their POS into a parking spot next to my ride like that. I'm relatively certain my head would explode! __________________ --Brantly-- *PowderCoating by Mike/Stillen/PWJDM/Shine Auto/NST* GTR/Michelin /Fast Intentions/Evo-R/Mobil 1/Motul/Z1 https://facebook.com/CentralFloridaZClub

01-23-2012, 07:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
b1adesofcha0s A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: MD Posts: 40,963 Drives: HypeTrain Choo Choo! Rep Power: 142	I think that one's ok. He's parked in what looks like a completely empty section of the parking lot all the way up against the curb. Given that it's a $100k+ Maserati as well, I think he's good __________________ Project: b1adeZmobile (2009 370Z) \| Uprev Tune by AAM Competition \| Berk Exhaust Project: b1adeZmobile 2.0 (2014 C7 Z51) \| Corsa Xtreme Exhaust

01-24-2012, 07:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1823	You'd think they'd park much closer to each other, considering the fact that they're for sure not going to ding each others doors! But....that parking lot has basically NO cars in it, so....it's all good! __________________ --Brantly-- *PowderCoating by Mike/Stillen/PWJDM/Shine Auto/NST* GTR/Michelin /Fast Intentions/Evo-R/Mobil 1/Motul/Z1 https://facebook.com/CentralFloridaZClub

01-25-2012, 09:49 PM	#15 (permalink)
N0SL3N Enthusiast Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Toronto Posts: 376 Drives: 2009 PG 370z 6MT Rep Power: 35	IMG_0006.jpg This was at work. I figured I was safe parking next to the spot that was blocked off with construction supports and caution tape... Apparently not. __________________ \| Akuma \| Motordyne \| Z1 \| NST \| CNT \| Stillen \| Avant Garde \| RJM \| Performix \| Tint \| LED \| GTR \| Nissan \|

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