http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...7&d=1305468283 :ugh2:

Those people who park close to you guys on end spots far away, you KNOW they're doing that on purpose. For some reason they just want to f^ck with us who park far away.... possibly haters. Seriously, if I see any single door ding or mark on my car from someone who is STILL parked there? I guarantee you I will key his car ALL AROUND twice, right down to bare metal. Guarantee you.

Wasn't there a saying? Don't f*** with a man's ride?

Three things you don't **** with, his woman, his ride, and his dog. If I ever saw a door ding or scratch from someone with enough audacity to still be parked there, those rules all go out the window, and when I'm done keying their car and slashing their tires, I'm going to beat them like a bass drum in a Metallica drum solo

Project, the look on that guys face is priceless. Utter incomprehension at the awesome he is witnessing

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I guess the Max was tired of being :forever alone:

That is why I carry one of these in my trunk... If I ever found damage to my car I would hack at every panel of their car with this... And LEAVE it impaled into the hood.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/6959/pickaxep.jpg

I have a pic of a jackass that tapped my car with a truck. I'll post after work I can't do it on my I phone

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I told Dan I was gonna drive straight up his cars bum.

P.S. I parked like this on purpose fellas. I normally park far away from anyone else!

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I used to park my old beater right next to nice cars like that. I would never ding the car, of course, but I'm sure a few guys freaked out a little.

But it was better me than some dumb soccer mom, kind of my way of having the guy's back and messing with him a little at the same time. :D

Sure......:rolleyes:

Relax man, the max just wanted a lil sniff of the Z's tailpipes. Spring weather makes everyone horny.

Like when a dog sniff another dog's butt :roflpuke2: