Here's a guy at Sam's Club helping to reinforce the stereotype of Porsche drivers as basically douches...

I can't wait to be a douche then! :tup: :icon17:

Still wouldn't park mine like that. Nor that close.

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From the condition of their front bumper lip section they are in fact a crappy parker :icon17:

is that a home depot garden trim lip? :tup:

Beautiful car! But... c'mon, man!

It's a nice car -- true, but parking like that, especially on Christmas Eve, is bad form.

Yeah, do that sh!t in the back of the parking lot.
You know I'd park the Ranger right up against his door. :icon17:

Hey, let's show off our Porsche at what's basically the Wal-Mart version of Costco. :ugh2:

Right. He was completely getting in the way of us showing off our Juke with it's new Michelins.

I bet you could trim his tires and style his paint real nice, too. :p

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Ha!
My Ranger is all banged up, covered in mud and wears a Glock sticker on the back window.
He'd never expect a hairdresser the same way nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition.

I can hear the porsche is saying "come scratch/key me... come..."