^^^ Sweet!!!

Old post...heavy dose of sarcasm there...

Hilarious!
Doesn't that thing have a power top? Surely pushing a button has to be easier than raising a beach umbrella.
Giving the owner the benefit of the doubt here, if the top isn't working, I could see putting the umbrella up so they didn't burn their a**es on hot leather seats when they return to their car.

Some more

Mad skills above ^^^

Just adding some more random pics.

Oh wow! Getting some real quality submissions here lately! Are there more crappy parkers out there than good ones I wonder? :)

Brand new Lexus CT200, still had temporary tags on it. Looks like driver was parking by 'feel' and ended up kissing the wall.


http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9555/photooke.jpg

Ouch.

What's funny is that he didn't back up.

I didn't realize my wife had gotten a valet job parking cars!

A little background - brought home a brand new 2001 Honda Odyssey, and dropped it off at her office so we could trade cars. She proceeded to pull into a parking space bordered by hurricane (metal) fence. Since she couldn't judge the nose of her new car, she decided it wise to pull "all the way up" to the fence.

Problem was the fence had been dipped in a galvanizing solution and thus had hundreds of little barbs on the strands that conveniently punched about 10 holes in the front bumper.

Then there's the story of pullng the new Expedition out of the garage before the door was all the way up, but I'll save that one for another time.

I saw some good parking action recently, these were all baseball players. The worst parkers I have seen have been baseball players or parents. My school never fails to deliver the goods:


http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...0-18134125.jpg

Good thing they stayed away from my car, otherwise I'd have been pissed.


http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...0-18134133.jpg

^^^ Maybe that is the parking lot for the MENSA meeting.

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If you park your squid like this... f*** you


http://i.imgur.com/n7Hk7.jpg

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been working the late shift at the airport last few weeks and i park out in boonieland next to my cusin. one night i came out alil later than normal and this saturn vue was so close to my drivers side door i could barely squeeze by. have no idea how he got outta his car as i couldn't get in mine. so im out there in the dark cursing with a flashlight in my hand looking over the side of the z. so now i park here about 3 spots over on the end.
http://www.the370z.com/members/urdel...-next-pole.jpg

Where is that plaza?? Let me avoid going there

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Now that's boss!!!

Skilled parking job i saw at the Christiana Mall in DE this weekend

Behold the floating dually...
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5977/parkingx.jpg

I guess when you drive that monstrosity you just don't care anymore lol

Looks like it's got a hell of a leak.

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wow

Here is one from Sam's Club yesterday. My wife always says "if you cannot park it, you should not drive it".

Surely they can drive, they just couldn't see....

LOL

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Walked out of the office to see this (driver door 2 driver door) parking job.
It's important to note that I park on the far side of the garage to avoid these dinks.
We have a little "No Door Ding Club" with an S4, Z06, and me:

:facepalm: People....

My Z getting violated by a Camaro yesterday...:shakes head:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...0Z/photo-2.jpg

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Somebody is just a little over the line! I would have been sooooooo :mad:
Did they do any damage?!

Yes, my front bumper has paint chips and dimples from the screws holding his front plate. This happened at work, and he works in my building but I don't know who owns it. I work for a large company, so its impossible for me to know everyone, and we have security on staff, so they are trying to find out who owns it so they can talk to him. This occured yesterday, and our security left a note on his car but have yet to receive a response from the owner. A second note was left today. Both the security personel and I have taken pictures and documented the incident. Believe me, I am pissed, especially because I see his car outside my office and I want to beat the **** out of it and confront this F'er. But since this is where I work, I'm trying to keep it cool for now. I'm thinking of taking matters into my own hands and leave my own note with this picture on his windshield. And my last resort is to file a claim with my insurance tomorrow if our security fails to get in touch with the owner. As you can probably tell, I am quite frustrated...

This thread made me so mad that I have actually begun leaving nasty messages on peoples windshields I catch parking like this now.

This is the first thing you should have done. Tell them they struck your car, you took pictures, here's your phone number, call immediately before your insurance company does. I mean what the hell, parking guards have nothing to do with this.

He didn't even bother to back it up.. Ugh!

woooooooooooooow, this would be so hard for me to not pull out my socket wrench and just start pounding the **** out of their hood

A better "solution" is to always carry a pair of snips in your car. Nothing like clipping all four valve stems to get someone's attention.

Seriously, I'd put a note on the car with the picture stating they had 24 hours to contact me with their insurance information before I turned it over to my attorney.

Found this d-bag the other day next to my car:

http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...1-08155300.jpg

You really couldn't park one more space over? WTF.

http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...1-08160459.jpg

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^^Hey at least he didn't get really close where opening the door would hit. It looks more like protection lol.

watch, its going to be some super hot chick