Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Boomer370 · 08-19-2013, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by NismoZ70

Saw this winner yesterday create his own spot right in front of the entrance of the market. Parked on the orange lines and an actual spot is a good 10 feet to the right of him. I think he was worried that since he already had a softball size dent in his right front bumper, he wanted to avoid getting another one by creating his own spot. Saw him walking out and said "nice parking" and he looked like me like I was crazy. As you can see too there is an open spot next to that red car but he decided against that one.

WOW.. Just Wow!

Crazy skills to take up 2 spots on 2 different sides of the building!

Boomer370 · 08-19-2013, 12:30 PM

I parked over just a tad... And this guy takes it one step further...

NismoZ70 · 08-19-2013, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Boomer370

I parked over just a tad... And this guy takes it one step further...

Wish a cop would see that. That's an easy ticket right there for the guy next to you. At least by me even parking on the line for where you are at or over it can sometimes draw a ticket depending on the cop.

fonzo179 · 08-19-2013, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by NismoZ70

Saw him walking out and said "nice parking" and he looked like me like I was crazy.

Hahahaha! Sheeit, I would have parked that way too had I seen a sign for $0.99/lb peaches

...Lord have mercy how I love peaches!

LunaZ · 08-19-2013, 03:48 PM

No-man's land, blah, blah, blah...
When you take four spaces you qualify for a d-bag award. Judging by the front the license plate, this Camaro parker might qualify for a c-rag award, instead.

MX52Z · 08-19-2013, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ

No-man's land, blah, blah, blah...
When you take four spaces you qualify for a d-bag award. Judging by the front the license plate, this Camaro parker might qualify for a c-rag award, instead.

Judging from the store in the background, he's in the right place.

JARblue · 08-19-2013, 03:57 PM

Saw this winner last Friday. No handicap plate or tag

fonzo179 · 08-19-2013, 05:17 PM

The classic three-banger at the gym. Yeah, I know, low-res FTL

LunaZ · 08-19-2013, 07:47 PM

This Altima owner saw the Camaro's park job and thought "Hey, that's a great idea!"

LunaZ · 08-19-2013, 07:49 PM

If only another military fuel tanker would show up at the supermarket to park in the ugly-a$$ Chrysler-whatever-that-is and crush the Veloster in the process.

LunaZ · 08-19-2013, 07:52 PM

That's right silly BMW caravaner and Honda HP-V driver... I'm taking pictures of your crappy parking!
The guy in the Honda gave me the stink-eye as I pulled around and snapped this shot. Oh well.

NismoZ70 · 08-19-2013, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ

That's right silly BMW caravaner and Honda HP-V driver... I'm taking pictures of your crappy parking!
The guy in the Honda gave me the stink-eye as I pulled around and snapped this shot. Oh well.

Dude what is wrong with the parkers in your area..haha? Man that's a ton of crappy parking jobs

. It's gotta be quite amusing.

Elan · 08-19-2013, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by NismoZ70

Dude what is wrong with the parkers in your area..haha? Man that's a ton of crappy parking jobs

. It's gotta be quite amusing.

I was thinking the same thing...Jeez do you live in Florida? That sure does look like the parking from the residents of God's waiting room.

LunaZ · 08-20-2013, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by NismoZ70

Dude what is wrong with the parkers in your area..haha? Man that's a ton of crappy parking jobs

. It's gotta be quite amusing.

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Originally Posted by Elan

I was thinking the same thing...Jeez do you live in Florida? That sure does look like the parking from the residents of God's waiting room.

God's waiting room

How have I never heard that before?

Seriously, WTF with people where I live?
As if parking lengthwise through two spaces back-to-back spaces is supposed to prevent door dings somehow? I just might put on my running sneakers and go park the Ranger next to that Camaro, tight up against the driver's side... and leave it there until I need my truck again.

Haboob · 08-19-2013, 10:22 PM

That Benz isn't any better either.

Or that tanker in the background (despite the previous picture)... you got a 4-in-1 shot there!

08-19-2013, 03:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
LunaZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 6,704 Drives: Project: a white one Rep Power: 514	No-man's land, blah, blah, blah... When you take four spaces you qualify for a d-bag award. Judging by the front the license plate, this Camaro parker might qualify for a c-rag award, instead. __________________ 2009 370Z Sport/Touring/Navigation \| see my journal for mods facebook: Be my friend... or not.

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JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 45 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684442	Saw this winner last Friday. No handicap plate or tag __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

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fonzo179 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: A Fantasy World Posts: 1,707 Drives: 2014 Audi Q5 3.0T Rep Power: 22	The classic three-banger at the gym. Yeah, I know, low-res FTL __________________ You want a motorcycle, but can't drive a manual? Please tell me you're joking...

08-19-2013, 07:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
LunaZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 6,704 Drives: Project: a white one Rep Power: 514	This Altima owner saw the Camaro's park job and thought "Hey, that's a great idea!" __________________ 2009 370Z Sport/Touring/Navigation \| see my journal for mods facebook: Be my friend... or not.

08-19-2013, 07:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
LunaZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 6,704 Drives: Project: a white one Rep Power: 514	If only another military fuel tanker would show up at the supermarket to park in the ugly-a$$ Chrysler-whatever-that-is and crush the Veloster in the process. __________________ 2009 370Z Sport/Touring/Navigation \| see my journal for mods facebook: Be my friend... or not.

08-19-2013, 12:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
Boomer370 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 387 Drives: 2011 - 370z - Manual Rep Power: 14	I parked over just a tad... And this guy takes it one step further...

08-19-2013, 07:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
LunaZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 6,704 Drives: Project: a white one Rep Power: 514	That's right silly BMW caravaner and Honda HP-V driver... I'm taking pictures of your crappy parking! The guy in the Honda gave me the stink-eye as I pulled around and snapped this shot. Oh well. __________________ 2009 370Z Sport/Touring/Navigation \| see my journal for mods facebook: Be my friend... or not.

08-19-2013, 10:22 PM	#15 (permalink)
Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1389	That Benz isn't any better either. Or that tanker in the background (despite the previous picture)... you got a 4-in-1 shot there! Last edited by Haboob; 08-19-2013 at 10:24 PM.

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