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So I'm at Sherlock's with some friends. Nice wide open parking space. I park slightly off-center to the right (similar to everyone around me so as to keep even spacing). Couple hours later I have to walk out to this d-bag.

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I seriously wanted to repeatedly stab my darts into his doors, but sure enough it was beat to **** making it not worth the time. To top it off, as I'm getting in, I notice something in the back. Yup, his front bumper was in his pick up bed (sorry for the crappy camera phone out the driver window shot).

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Hey now... drinking can be a rough sport. That bumper back there is simply a casualty... Brick mailbox's jump out in front of ya! LOL I assume Sherlock's is a bar? Just a guess, that guy probably had a pregame party at the house before the drive up there. Cheaper when out partying to just maintain the buzz than build it...duh! :bowrofl:

One of these days... He's going to do that to the wrong person and someone is gonna remove the rear bumper and throw it in there to keep that front bumper company, maybe the doors, tailgate, wheels... :stirthepot:

This thread makes me livid.

Dang that's messed up.

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I wouldn't have been too tired to stab all of your darts into his passenger door while backing out. That's just darn right inconsiderate.

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I was hoping to never contribute to this thread from personal experience.... this might not be as bad as some of the others, but it still made me furious nonetheless.

So I had a date night with my wife, we went out for some sushi and watched a movie. I parked my Z in a front spot yet away from any one else. I scooted over to the side and I come out of the movie to this.

He wasn't necessarily "over" the line, but pretty damn close. I inspected my side for ANY sign of a scuff or scarier, ding. Luckily there was none. If there was any, I swear, I would have keyed that f*ing van 5 times over at least.

What really irks me is that the WHOLE parking lot is open. Park there. Or at least, if you're going to park next to me, park properly and give me some ample room. If I have to be uber careful opening MY door to make sure I don't touch his passenger door, HE PARKED TOO CLOSE. End of story.:shakes head:

Diners take revenge on asshat parker
 

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Parking sideways across three parking spaces in your Ford Expedition may make you feel like a real man, but what happens when a couple of Reddit users decide to legally park in the two open spaces on either side of you?

Diners take revenge on asshat parker

Then if you would have parked closer to the curb, they would have just parked even closer to you.

I should have take a picture of his passenger side... I'm not sure you would have been able to tell whether I had stabbed the panel with darts or not. It was FU@KED! Hindsight is always 20-20. I should have taken the bumper out of his truck, shoved it underneath and tied it to his axles with rope also in the back of his truck. Or maybe taken the darts to the tires instead - sidewall all four of those bitches!

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Always go for the tires. They have to be replaced if damaged, AND the criminal charges (if you somehow get caught) are much more lax.