Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Gauge]

Originally Posted by sexZness

How da heck?? Oh well, at least it's not my car

That's cycy89's Z

Those parking spots are huge, how do you miss them...

[sexZness]

Originally Posted by Gauge

Those parking spots are huge, how do you miss them...

they aren't HUGE but they aren't tight... and that chevy seems to be even smaller than the Z...

[Gauge]

Originally Posted by sexZness

they aren't HUGE but they aren't tight... and that chevy seems to be even smaller than the Z...

Certainly a lot bigger than the spots we have in madison area. Most spots my Z barely fits.

[crazyyankfan]

Originally Posted by sexZness

How da heck?? Oh well, at least it's not my car

That's cycy89's Z

well...at least that chevy parked on the passenger side of the Z. more than likely there was only one person getting out of that chevy who was the driver. no worry.

[ddot196]

Originally Posted by sexZness

How da heck?? Oh well, at least it's not my car

That's cycy89's Z

Awesome lol.

[OMGiGOTaZ]

What a crappy parker

[w0rM]

Originally Posted by OMGiGOTaZ

What a crappy parker

Looks like a perfect park to me. lol

Where I work, all the sports cars (and a Jeep) park on the row furthest from the building and not a single one parks inside the lines... including me.

I'll post a pic tomorrow if I can remember to take one.

[christian370z]

Finally got some time to post some pics I've been saving for a while. Most are at work, I park in the underground garage which is awesome as there is a huge surplus of spaces so normally no one needs to park near you... But they always do...




At the Pavilions near my house:





At I found my new favorite parking spot at the new garage once we move office locations:




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[LunaZ]

Originally Posted by christian370z

That shopping cart barely has any room to open its doors!

[nmjaxx9]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

That shopping cart barely has any room to open its doors!

[LakeShow]

Look at all these Z's parking like D-bags lol.

[OMGiGOTaZ]

Originally Posted by LakeShow

Look at all these Z's parking like D-bags lol.

THE NERVE OF YOU ALL!

[Huck]

Originally Posted by Huck

It took every inch of my self control to not completely ruin this guys car. My parking space is extra big, and I park way on one side so that there is like 10 feet between me and the next car. Some fuckin ******* decided to squeeze his car in my extra space. I had to take my zenclosure box out of the trunk and climb through the back to get into my car.

My revenge was taking acoustic ceiling wires and wrapping them around his car, the twisting them together under his car so that he couldn't open up his doors. Bitchassmotherfucker. I seriously wanted to fight him, but he never came out and I had to clock out and go home...

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That white line on the right side of the picture is MY WHITE LINE.


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Maybe you guys remember this one. After this happened, he did it again a few days later, parking his car so that the white line was in the middle of his car. I go look at my door and sure enough, there's a huge scratch on my door I had to play with the settings some to make it show up on the pic, but this is about 7-8 inches long.

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I flipped out. I marched into Dillard's and started asking every employee I saw who had a silver Matrix and finally someone pointed me to John, a 78 year old shoe salesman. I was polite but extremely firm and let him know what happened and that I wanted his insurance info, which I got. Now I have to make the claim and try to get it fixed.


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[slumpey]

Huck: Sorry to hear what happened to your Z

Questions...

Is the scratch horizontal or vertical?
If horizontal, you can clearly determine his door (I assume) caused the scratch?

[Huck]

It's horizontal, but IRS a little higher than where the door would have hit, and it's a little bit crooked, so I think he squeezed out of his car and past mine, and his belt buckle or some metal piece on his pants did the scratching. He was insistent that it wasn't his fault until I informed him that I washed and waxed the car last night and that wasn't there when I did it. I then showed him a few other pics of his crappy parking in different spots and asked him if he wanted to go talk to the Heather, store manager (who I know) about his parking skills. He suddenly was able to produce his insurance card lol.

As far as the first pic, yeah I realize that I was so far over that it could be confusing, so I have to bear some of that blame. But this time it was all him lol.


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