Originally Posted by Hambone1 (Post 1120859)

You guys totally ruined my badass, Jean Claude Van Damm, 80's action thriller fantasy. Thanks a lot

Originally Posted by c41006 (Post 1120862)

Sorry bruh :icon17:

Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 1120781)

Hmm, interesting:

"It is possible to ignite a pool of gasoline using only a cigarette.

partly plausible

A cigarette has the potential to light a pool of gasoline but just doesn’t have enough sustained heat. Gas ignites between 500 °F and 540 °F, the cigarette at its hottest was between 450 °F and 500 °F but only when it was actually being smoked. An ignition is very improbable."
MythBusters Special 7: Hollywood on Trial

So, in other words....you'd have to hotbox that sucker right in/above the gas pool to be effective... I'm thinking your efforts to be dramatic might just work....but perhaps not the way you wanted. :icon17:

Are you selling seats to the show?

Originally Posted by DJ-of-E (Post 1121050)

When I lived in Japan, I gave propers on how well people can parallel park. It was like no more than 5 inches front and back and they still get out without damage.

Originally Posted by Hambone1 (Post 1121066)

One more example of how terrible of drivers in general are in the U.S. I had to drive to Portland and back from Seattle yesterday, and as with every decently long road trip, I was reminded just about every mile how retarded people are. The left lane alone confuses more people than filing taxes and politics

Originally Posted by DJ-of-E (Post 1121050)

When I lived in Japan, I gave propers on how well people can parallel park. It was like no more than 5 inches front and back and they still get out without damage.

Originally Posted by Hambone1 (Post 1121066)

One more example of how terrible of drivers in general are in the U.S. I had to drive to Portland and back from Seattle yesterday, and as with every decently long road trip, I was reminded just about every mile how retarded people are. The left lane alone confuses more people than filing taxes and politics

Originally Posted by Hambone1 (Post 1121066)

One more example of how terrible of drivers in general are in the U.S. I had to drive to Portland and back from Seattle yesterday, and as with every decently long road trip, I was reminded just about every mile how retarded people are. The left lane alone confuses more people than filing taxes and politics

Originally Posted by DJ-of-E (Post 1121485)

You know what's sad? I spent like $1700 on driving schools to take the behind-the-wheel test to get my Japanese drivers license...twice. Failed the first time because I did not do left or right turns "methodically." It's like a driving test of a VIP limo driver. Made enough mistakes to get me only a K class license.