370Z: 1 | BMX bike: 0

[nixxer]

So I'm the only car filling up gas at a local Shell gas station at 3am, when I see this kid on a BMX bike coming down the sidewalk. I hear him say 'Woah...' and started to gawk at my car... You know those plastic newspaper stand things? Yeah, those... This kid is completely oblivious to them and only looking at my car, then smashes into them. He flips over his handlebars and falls into the street. Somehow, this kid does some acrobatics and rolls while simultaneously grabbing his fallen bike and gets back on and continues pedaling as if I didn't just see that. Play him off keyboard cat! I regret not being able to record this!