Plus you're likely to get one of these stuck to your car.

Diminished value is a must!

With this ladies driving skills and vision I'm sure his car would be ****** up far worse if he parked in the middle of two spots. I'd go as far to say her car would be on top of his.

Glad you got a laugh out of it, man. Diminished value is typically paid by the other driver's insurance company, assuming the other driver was at fault (which she obviously was in your case). Point is, you shouldn't need to sue to get DV.

Btw, I'm thinking that lady needs one of these on her car:

http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/t...ivingBlind.jpg

Double parking is when you're parked next to a car that's already parallel parked, ie you're in the middle of the street. I've asked the local cops about doing that and they say it's not illegal to take up two spots in a parking lot. And no other people have no legal right to intentionally damage your car just because they feel like being an asswipe that day. That's why I said take up two spaces out in the lot somewhere away from most cars. I also have a 2004 Spec V and on at least a couple of occasions people have parked too close on purpose because they're dickheads. When I saw Iron Man 2 this past friday some asswipe in a chevy malibu decided to try to crowd my driver side even though i specifically parked next to the median curb and as far as i could so that people couldn't park too close. I will not let people mess up my cars period. If yall want to be passive about it and let people f-ck up your cars that's your choice but i'll be damned if I let some loser cost me any money.

That's the north, southern people have more class than to leave park like an assh-le fliers on the car.

My point is, people mess with your car regardless. I guess you're right that taking two spots will lower your vulnerability, but if they wanna get at you, they're gonna.

I think you have kinda answered why guys go out of their way to do bad things to cars taking 2 spots. It draws attention and its not good attention. Yes they are haters but since you asked for the attention by taking 2 spots they are more than happy to give you attention by screwing with the car. I have had 3 very nice cars in the last 10 yrs and I park regular next to others and all and I can actually say I have not had a noticable door ding from cars hitting mine with their doors. Lucky? Probably but Im sure if I always took 2 spots someone would go out of their way to screw with the car.

Go post this on FAIL blog. Sorry about ur 40th.

is she bare foot?

ouch

HI there, im currently trying to figure out how to go about seeking a claim for dimished value, my insurance company i would have to actually sue her while others are saying that all i need to do is call her insurance company, has anyone done this before?

COLT 45! Damn, I knew I forgot something when I was at Piggly Wiggly.