Murphy's Law and the 370Z

ChrisSlicks · 03-12-2010, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by djsizzy

hahahah this literally JUST happened to me last week. I hate zippers

All I can say is thank god I remembered to wear underwear.

tbonesteak · 03-12-2010, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jpit

Once when changing oil in a Mazda RX-7, I accidently drained out all the transmission fluid (instead of the engine oil) and added five quarts of oil to the engine (the two drain plugs were very close to each other). I didn’t check the dipstick because I was in a hurry, it always had taken five quarts and the engine hadn’t got any bigger. So for about ten miles I was driving the Mazda with no transmission fluid and ten quarts of oil. I couldn’t understand why billows of black smoke puffed out the exhaust. If I had been able to read these smoke signals I’m sure the car was telling me that I was pretty stupid.

I was once working on my Honda S2000 and had the front end up on ramps. It was the first rear drive car that I had owned in quite awhile. This was dramatically brought into focus when I put a hydraulic jack under the rear of the car and started to pump. When the back end was about six inches off the floor the car rolled down the ramps and through the garage door taking the jack (fortunately on wheels) with it.

roflmao!!!!!

spearfish25 · 03-12-2010, 05:23 AM

Hilarious!

The vast increase in leak potential with an oil cooler made me realize I probably don't need one (and the ensuing headache I'll have from worrying about problems after it's installed). So instead, I just ordered a GoPro HD

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zZSportZz · 03-12-2010, 11:17 AM

OMG...this is a hilarious thread. I just read it out to a couple of my co-workers. We are rolling in laughter.

03-12-2010, 05:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
spearfish25 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Naples, FL Posts: 4,117 Drives: to work Rep Power: 1858	Hilarious! The vast increase in leak potential with an oil cooler made me realize I probably don't need one (and the ensuing headache I'll have from worrying about problems after it's installed). So instead, I just ordered a GoPro HD . __________________ 2013 Cadillac V-Wagon, RIP Z

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zZSportZz A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,095 Drives: 370z Blk on Blk 6MT Rep Power: 20	OMG...this is a hilarious thread. I just read it out to a couple of my co-workers. We are rolling in laughter. __________________ --Rick