I've had an a$$ full of the automatic window roll down feature

djward

Perhaps you can rent one of those carpet cleaners from Ralph's. Just don't use the cleaner. This happened to me once as well in a different car. Took out all the seats. Sucked up all the water then left the windows open and let the car sit out in the sun for a while. Should be about the same as getting your home's carpet cleaned. It will be a little damp after sucking up all the water. Not sure if it's supposed to rain today though. Looks like it out of my window though. On the bright side you will have a really clean carpet. Let us know how you proceed.