How to create the ultimate stealth Z!!??

FricFrac

You know I have a hard time doing the speed limit too. I think its absurd that an unskilled driver in an ancient piece of crap vehicle that takes four times the stopping distance as my car has the same speed limit as me. Regardless those are the rules and having a drivers license is a PRIVILEGED not a right. Trying to evade the Cops after you've been caught makes you a menace on the road and I hope if you do attempt to do so they throw the book at you. Why you would think its OK to put multiple people's lives in danger (including the Police who dedicate their lives to protecting their citizens) so you don't have to pay a piddly fine only boggles my mind.

Here are some things to try:

- Put a tennis ball under your gas peddle
- Attach a stainless steel wire noose around your balls tied to your throttle peddle
- Attach a spike to the bottom of your seat that raises as you depress the throttle peddle

These should serve as training tools to help you regain control of your downward spiral into the world of law evasion....

....or better yet do like the rest of us who have the same need for speed - take it to the track....

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