How to create the ultimate stealth Z!!??

FricFrac · 02-03-2010, 09:08 PM

You know I have a hard time doing the speed limit too. I think its absurd that an unskilled driver in an ancient piece of crap vehicle that takes four times the stopping distance as my car has the same speed limit as me. Regardless those are the rules and having a drivers license is a PRIVILEGED not a right. Trying to evade the Cops after you've been caught makes you a menace on the road and I hope if you do attempt to do so they throw the book at you. Why you would think its OK to put multiple people's lives in danger (including the Police who dedicate their lives to protecting their citizens) so you don't have to pay a piddly fine only boggles my mind.

Here are some things to try:

- Put a tennis ball under your gas peddle
- Attach a stainless steel wire noose around your balls tied to your throttle peddle
- Attach a spike to the bottom of your seat that raises as you depress the throttle peddle

These should serve as training tools to help you regain control of your downward spiral into the world of law evasion....

....or better yet do like the rest of us who have the same need for speed - take it to the track....

Pharmacist · 02-03-2010, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by FricFrac

You know I have a hard time doing the speed limit too. I think its absurd that an unskilled driver in an ancient piece of crap vehicle that takes four times the stopping distance as my car has the same speed limit as me. Regardless those are the rules and having a drivers license is a PRIVILEGED not a right. Trying to evade the Cops after you've been caught makes you a menace on the road and I hope if you do attempt to do so they throw the book at you. Why you would think its OK to put multiple people's lives in danger (including the Police who dedicate their lives to protecting their citizens) so you don't have to pay a piddly fine only boggles my mind.

Here are some things to try:

- Put a tennis ball under your gas peddle
- Attach a stainless steel wire noose around your balls tied to your throttle peddle
- Attach a spike to the bottom of your seat that raises as you depress the throttle peddle

These should serve as training tools to help you regain control of your downward spiral into the world of law evasion....

....or better yet do like the rest of us who have the same need for speed - take it to the track....

u were doing fine until that whole dedicating their lives to protecting citizens bs. now why would u go and throw a bomb like that?

nuTinmuch · 02-03-2010, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pharmacist

u were doing fine until that whole dedicating their lives to protecting citizens bs. now why would u go and throw a bomb like that?

yes cops are evil and want to give you lots of tickets

Pharmacist · 02-04-2010, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by nuTinmuch

yes cops are evil and want to give you lots of tickets

oh absolutely not. they are such a bunch of adorable nice guys who are misunderstood by the misinformed public

Minicobra1 · 02-04-2010, 04:34 AM

This thread is

Never run from the cops, it's not worth the risk. If you get tagged, pull over, take the ticket, pay the fine. If you run, you will get caught, rarely does anyone get away. You will do jail time, prob 3-6mo. and if you cause property damage or hurt or kill someone, obviously way more time, not worth it. It sucks to get a ticket, but the alternative if you run will be way worse.

GingaBreadMan · 02-04-2010, 08:16 AM

Cops don't protect jack. They come after $hit has gone down. Which of course is no fault of their own. That's just how life works. Speeding tickets saves lives. If we didn't have them everyone would do 100mph all the time. Thankfully cops give a 15mph grace, because going 50mph is like driving backwards. Their only doing their jobs.

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Originally Posted by nuTinmuch

yes cops are evil and want to give you lots of tickets

FricFrac · 02-04-2010, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by GingaBreadMan

Cops don't protect jack. They come after $hit has gone down. Which of course is no fault of their own. That's just how life works. Speeding tickets saves lives. If we didn't have them everyone would do 100mph all the time. Thankfully cops give a 15mph grace, because going 50mph is like driving backwards. Their only doing their jobs.

Regardless even if it was true that Police have no intrest in you or me putting their lives at risk is not acceptable. That's the whole point of my statement.

FricFrac · 02-04-2010, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Pharmacist

u were doing fine until that whole dedicating their lives to protecting citizens bs. now why would u go and throw a bomb like that?

As I'm sure you're well aware not everyone is good at their job or should even be working in the field they work in but the majority of cops do it because they want to help. Why would you pick a job where most people dislike you (until they come save you from the bad guy of course)? That's kind of like saying that Firemen don't really care if they put out fires or Ambulance attendants don't really care about saving lives.

Would you pick a job where your life is at an elevated risk every day? Where people automatically hate you in general? Its likely one of the most thankless jobs around.

I hate getting caught for doing something I'm not suppose to be doing (eg speeding). I can think of every reason in the world why I shouldn't be getting a ticket but the fact is by signing for your licence you've agreed to obey the laws of the road or suffer the consequences.

Maybe you can explain what you mean by Police officers protecting citizens is BS....

nuTinmuch · 02-04-2010, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by FricFrac

As I'm sure you're well aware not everyone is good at their job or should even be working in the field they work in but the majority of cops do it because they want to help. Why would you pick a job where most people dislike you (until they come save you from the bad guy of course)? That's kind of like saying that Firemen don't really care if they put out fires or Ambulance attendants don't really care about saving lives.

Would you pick a job where your life is at an elevated risk every day? Where people automatically hate you in general? Its likely one of the most thankless jobs around.

I hate getting caught for doing something I'm not suppose to be doing (eg speeding). I can think of every reason in the world why I shouldn't be getting a ticket but the fact is by signing for your licence you've agreed to obey the laws of the road or suffer the consequences.

Maybe you can explain what you mean by Police officers protecting citizens is BS....

Said it better than I could.

nextbesthing · 02-05-2010, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by FricFrac

As I'm sure you're well aware not everyone is good at their job or should even be working in the field they work in but the majority of cops do it because they want to help. Why would you pick a job where most people dislike you (until they come save you from the bad guy of course)? That's kind of like saying that Firemen don't really care if they put out fires or Ambulance attendants don't really care about saving lives.

Would you pick a job where your life is at an elevated risk every day? Where people automatically hate you in general? Its likely one of the most thankless jobs around.

I hate getting caught for doing something I'm not suppose to be doing (eg speeding). I can think of every reason in the world why I shouldn't be getting a ticket but the fact is by signing for your licence you've agreed to obey the laws of the road or suffer the consequences.

Maybe you can explain what you mean by Police officers protecting citizens is BS....

I know a lot of guys that have become cops because they have nothing else going for them, couldn't make it through college, and it is a REALLLLYY easy job with good benefits.

RDGR12 · 02-05-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by nextbesthing

I know a lot of guys that have become cops because they have nothing else going for them, couldn't make it through college, and it is a REALLLLYY easy job with good benefits.

I don't know about their job being "REAALLLYY easy". Unless, the guys you know are policing a small town or "nice" area.

But this thread has been entertaining though. It's a bit slow at work!

02-03-2010, 09:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
FricFrac A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Victoria, BC Posts: 1,481 Drives: 370Z 300ZX 280ZX 240 Rep Power: 230	You know I have a hard time doing the speed limit too. I think its absurd that an unskilled driver in an ancient piece of crap vehicle that takes four times the stopping distance as my car has the same speed limit as me. Regardless those are the rules and having a drivers license is a PRIVILEGED not a right. Trying to evade the Cops after you've been caught makes you a menace on the road and I hope if you do attempt to do so they throw the book at you. Why you would think its OK to put multiple people's lives in danger (including the Police who dedicate their lives to protecting their citizens) so you don't have to pay a piddly fine only boggles my mind. Here are some things to try: - Put a tennis ball under your gas peddle - Attach a stainless steel wire noose around your balls tied to your throttle peddle - Attach a spike to the bottom of your seat that raises as you depress the throttle peddle These should serve as training tools to help you regain control of your downward spiral into the world of law evasion.... ....or better yet do like the rest of us who have the same need for speed - take it to the track.... __________________ '09 370Z - '93 300ZX Vert - '83 280ZX - '83 280ZXT -'81 280ZXT stroker - '72 240Z - Stillen CBE, HFC, G3, Grounding Kit, Sways // Swift Spring // H&R 15mm // 5% Tint // Clear Bra //

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