How to create the ultimate stealth Z!!??

Urbanracer · 02-03-2010, 04:25 PM

If you ever do get pulled over, the cops are going to give you a pretty hard time when they see all that stuff your planning on putting in your car and will likely tag you with multiple offences instead of hitting you up for a simple speeding ticket. If they don't pull you over for speeding they'll find another reason to pull you over. They always do.

kannibul · 02-03-2010, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by z350boy

With the current economic conditions cities and towns all across America have dramatically increased police surveillance. Violations are now being agressively pursued. With that in mind I am looking to create the ultimate stealth Z that will be able to combat this phenomenon. What do you think should be included??

I currently have:

Valentine V1
Flip down license plate holder
Blinder Laser detector

Looking to purchase:

CB Radio
Police scanner
IR camera (for nite driving w/o lights)
Custom kill switches ( kill all lights while driving, etc)

I take these threats very seriously as a ticket now not only affects your license, but your insurance WILL increase. So...what do you think??

Why not try driving legally? The amount of money you're spending to TRY and avoid the law, could be used for a defensive driving course that WILL lower your insurance premium.

Just sayin...

6spd · 02-03-2010, 05:08 PM

I don't know what your priorities are, but they seem to be a bit askew if you ask me...

Don't forget your stealth paint, and you have to rework all the body panels to be perfectly flat with sharp edges!

6spd · 02-03-2010, 05:19 PM

it isn't stealth if everyone is aware of what you are doing

z man · 02-03-2010, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by z350boy

With the current economic conditions cities and towns all across America have dramatically increased police surveillance. Violations are now being agressively pursued. With that in mind I am looking to create the ultimate stealth Z that will be able to combat this phenomenon. What do you think should be included??

I currently have:

Valentine V1
Flip down license plate holder
Blinder Laser detector

Looking to purchase:

CB Radio
Police scanner
IR camera (for nite driving w/o lights)
Custom kill switches ( kill all lights while driving, etc)

I take these threats very seriously as a ticket now not only affects your license, but your insurance WILL increase. So...what do you think??

Lets try 20 mph in a 20 mph, 30 in a 30 mph, 40 in a 40 mph, and so on. If this fails, then do like that old bumper sticker use to say "speed on, hell ain't far"

6spd · 02-03-2010, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by z man

Lets try 20 mph in a 20 mph, 30 in a 30 mph, 40 in a 40 mph, and so on. If this fails, then do like that old bumper sticker use to say "speed on, hell ain't far"

SophiaZ · 02-03-2010, 06:48 PM

If you wanna do somethin "ballzy"....just be like the other morons on the show COPS and try running from the cops...and than find yourself in a ditch. No need to turn off lights and all that nonsense...do it the real way! SHOW YOURSELF and see where your path takes you

BlackCherryZ · 02-03-2010, 07:15 PM

well...............

when i first read this thread, i was like hmmmmmmmmm wtf............

as much as the idea seems impractical/totally illegal, i dont think we need to flame on the OP........

his/her money, time, perogative..............

if i may add, lesson is only learned via experience........ plus, lets not assume anything in the first place - this is the lesson i have learned over many times..........

jginnane · 02-03-2010, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCherryZ

lets not assume anything in the first place...

There is one thing I've quietly considered from time to time, and a mention appeared in this thread. It's not only dangerous to others -- perhaps lethal -- but wrongly used could get you some serious jail time.

That is an "oil slick" device. Perhaps not so much to spray the road, since you'd need to dump an awful lot of gallons fast, and that only seems it would pan out in the movies. Instead -- to spray an aerosol cloud to mess up the pursuing car's windshield. For tech, it could be as simple as a normal pressure garden sprayer loaded with used motor oil.

On the scale of legality, sanity, even psychopathology, it's about as smart as carrying a loaded gun in your car. But it's not a gun -- it's a purely defensive device (at least as I envision it). It could even be made "stealthy" by running a retractable arm low by your exhaust. (You'd have to extend it into the airstream, otherwise you'd wind up spraying your own car.)

The alternative to this is to never antagonize other drivers in the first place. But damn, we're talking Mitsubishi Lancers with freakin' spoilers trying to "challenge" a Z. Or Jerseyite Bimmer mensch trying to justify the extra 30-70K they spent for the "ultimate driving experience" -- which it ain't.

It seems everyone sees a Z on the road, and immediately wonders about the size of their "equipment".

FricFrac · 02-03-2010, 09:08 PM

You know I have a hard time doing the speed limit too. I think its absurd that an unskilled driver in an ancient piece of crap vehicle that takes four times the stopping distance as my car has the same speed limit as me. Regardless those are the rules and having a drivers license is a PRIVILEGED not a right. Trying to evade the Cops after you've been caught makes you a menace on the road and I hope if you do attempt to do so they throw the book at you. Why you would think its OK to put multiple people's lives in danger (including the Police who dedicate their lives to protecting their citizens) so you don't have to pay a piddly fine only boggles my mind.

Here are some things to try:

- Put a tennis ball under your gas peddle
- Attach a stainless steel wire noose around your balls tied to your throttle peddle
- Attach a spike to the bottom of your seat that raises as you depress the throttle peddle

These should serve as training tools to help you regain control of your downward spiral into the world of law evasion....

....or better yet do like the rest of us who have the same need for speed - take it to the track....

Pharmacist · 02-03-2010, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FricFrac

You know I have a hard time doing the speed limit too. I think its absurd that an unskilled driver in an ancient piece of crap vehicle that takes four times the stopping distance as my car has the same speed limit as me. Regardless those are the rules and having a drivers license is a PRIVILEGED not a right. Trying to evade the Cops after you've been caught makes you a menace on the road and I hope if you do attempt to do so they throw the book at you. Why you would think its OK to put multiple people's lives in danger (including the Police who dedicate their lives to protecting their citizens) so you don't have to pay a piddly fine only boggles my mind.

Here are some things to try:

- Put a tennis ball under your gas peddle
- Attach a stainless steel wire noose around your balls tied to your throttle peddle
- Attach a spike to the bottom of your seat that raises as you depress the throttle peddle

These should serve as training tools to help you regain control of your downward spiral into the world of law evasion....

....or better yet do like the rest of us who have the same need for speed - take it to the track....

u were doing fine until that whole dedicating their lives to protecting citizens bs. now why would u go and throw a bomb like that?

nuTinmuch · 02-03-2010, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pharmacist

u were doing fine until that whole dedicating their lives to protecting citizens bs. now why would u go and throw a bomb like that?

yes cops are evil and want to give you lots of tickets

Pharmacist · 02-04-2010, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by nuTinmuch

yes cops are evil and want to give you lots of tickets

oh absolutely not. they are such a bunch of adorable nice guys who are misunderstood by the misinformed public

Minicobra1 · 02-04-2010, 04:34 AM

This thread is

Never run from the cops, it's not worth the risk. If you get tagged, pull over, take the ticket, pay the fine. If you run, you will get caught, rarely does anyone get away. You will do jail time, prob 3-6mo. and if you cause property damage or hurt or kill someone, obviously way more time, not worth it. It sucks to get a ticket, but the alternative if you run will be way worse.

GingaBreadMan · 02-04-2010, 08:16 AM

Cops don't protect jack. They come after $hit has gone down. Which of course is no fault of their own. That's just how life works. Speeding tickets saves lives. If we didn't have them everyone would do 100mph all the time. Thankfully cops give a 15mph grace, because going 50mph is like driving backwards. Their only doing their jobs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nuTinmuch

yes cops are evil and want to give you lots of tickets

02-03-2010, 04:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Urbanracer Enthusiast Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: The mid-west, USA Posts: 266 Drives: God's Chariot Rep Power: 16	If you ever do get pulled over, the cops are going to give you a pretty hard time when they see all that stuff your planning on putting in your car and will likely tag you with multiple offences instead of hitting you up for a simple speeding ticket. If they don't pull you over for speeding they'll find another reason to pull you over. They always do. __________________ 09 Nismo - HKS \| Berk \| HPS \| K&N \| Zspeed 09 Maxima \| 09 CBR 1000RR \| 02 CBR F4i Last edited by Urbanracer; 02-03-2010 at 04:28 PM.

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6spd A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: South Florida Posts: 3,001 Drives: Q50RS Rep Power: 26	I don't know what your priorities are, but they seem to be a bit askew if you ask me... Don't forget your stealth paint, and you have to rework all the body panels to be perfectly flat with sharp edges! __________________ -Jay- jonathanjamesphotographer.com

02-03-2010, 05:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
6spd A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: South Florida Posts: 3,001 Drives: Q50RS Rep Power: 26	it isn't stealth if everyone is aware of what you are doing __________________ -Jay- jonathanjamesphotographer.com

02-03-2010, 09:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
FricFrac A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Victoria, BC Posts: 1,481 Drives: 370Z 300ZX 280ZX 240 Rep Power: 229	You know I have a hard time doing the speed limit too. I think its absurd that an unskilled driver in an ancient piece of crap vehicle that takes four times the stopping distance as my car has the same speed limit as me. Regardless those are the rules and having a drivers license is a PRIVILEGED not a right. Trying to evade the Cops after you've been caught makes you a menace on the road and I hope if you do attempt to do so they throw the book at you. Why you would think its OK to put multiple people's lives in danger (including the Police who dedicate their lives to protecting their citizens) so you don't have to pay a piddly fine only boggles my mind. Here are some things to try: - Put a tennis ball under your gas peddle - Attach a stainless steel wire noose around your balls tied to your throttle peddle - Attach a spike to the bottom of your seat that raises as you depress the throttle peddle These should serve as training tools to help you regain control of your downward spiral into the world of law evasion.... ....or better yet do like the rest of us who have the same need for speed - take it to the track.... __________________ '09 370Z - '93 300ZX Vert - '83 280ZX - '83 280ZXT -'81 280ZXT stroker - '72 240Z - Stillen CBE, HFC, G3, Grounding Kit, Sways // Swift Spring // H&R 15mm // 5% Tint // Clear Bra //

02-04-2010, 04:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
Minicobra1 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Orange County, CA. Posts: 1,205 Drives: 370Z Tour, Spt, 6mt Rep Power: 645	This thread is Never run from the cops, it's not worth the risk. If you get tagged, pull over, take the ticket, pay the fine. If you run, you will get caught, rarely does anyone get away. You will do jail time, prob 3-6mo. and if you cause property damage or hurt or kill someone, obviously way more time, not worth it. It sucks to get a ticket, but the alternative if you run will be way worse. __________________ 370z Tour\| Spt Pack\|Navi\|BERK CBE\|Berk HFC's\| Eibach Springs\| Hotchkis Sway Bars\|SPC Camber Arms\|15mm Ichiba Wheel Spacers\| 19"Factory Nismo Wheels-Matt Black\|Stop Tech Rotors\|TWM Shifter\|3M Tint\|Black Fangs\|Black Rear Valance\|JDM Fog Light\| MY BAND-www.myspace.com/petroleum

02-03-2010, 06:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
SophiaZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: South Jersey Posts: 1,466 Drives: 2020 50th anniv 7AT Rep Power: 6733	If you wanna do somethin "ballzy"....just be like the other morons on the show COPS and try running from the cops...and than find yourself in a ditch. No need to turn off lights and all that nonsense...do it the real way! SHOW YOURSELF and see where your path takes you

02-03-2010, 07:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
BlackCherryZ Base Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Virginia Posts: 183 Drives: 2010 BC-Z M6 Rep Power: 16	well............... when i first read this thread, i was like hmmmmmmmmm wtf............ as much as the idea seems impractical/totally illegal, i dont think we need to flame on the OP........ his/her money, time, perogative.............. if i may add, lesson is only learned via experience........ plus, lets not assume anything in the first place - this is the lesson i have learned over many times..........

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