Mid-A Epic Randomness Thread!

TROOPER · 06-27-2011, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1

Wonderfully and happily married and it helps that I smell like the man any man should smell like

4r3s · 06-28-2011, 07:57 AM

yep, we watched that episode together which was the basis of the joke behind the gift. Ahh yes, good memories...

birdmanx1 · 06-28-2011, 11:57 AM

birdmanx1 · 06-29-2011, 10:21 AM

Oh no he "din't" LOLz
OH Yes he did

4r3s · 06-30-2011, 07:04 AM

I'm an idiot, I went to the grocery store yesterday and as I was getting out of my car a smoking hot asian chick says "That is one sexy car!" I said thank you and kept walking towards the store...Yeah as I was in the store it dawned on me that I just blew one of the best oppertunities thrown my way recently to chat up a sexy lady....damn my obliviousness!

shadoquad · 06-30-2011, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s

I'm an idiot, I went to the grocery store yesterday and as I was getting out of my car a smoking hot asian chick says "That is one sexy car!" I said thank you and kept walking towards the store...Yeah as I was in the store it dawned on me that I just blew one of the best oppertunities thrown my way recently to chat up a sexy lady....damn my obliviousness!

I did something similar a few weeks ago.

Don't feel bad man, she was probably the love of your life. Women come and go.

TROOPER · 06-30-2011, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

I did something similar a few weeks ago.

Don't feel bad man, she was probably the love of your life. Women come and go.

Massage Parlors don't count

shadoquad · 06-30-2011, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER

Massage Parlors don't count

They think I'm extra special. That's why they charge me more for happy endings than anyone else.

TROOPER · 06-30-2011, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

They think I'm extra special small. That's why they don't charge me more for happy endings.

Fixed

b1adesofcha0s · 06-30-2011, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

They think I'm extra special. That's why they charge me more for happy endings than anyone else.

That's because it takes them longer to find it

shadoquad · 06-30-2011, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER

Massage Parlors don't count

Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

TROOPER · 06-30-2011, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

That's just frickin awesome... KUDOS..!!

b1adesofcha0s · 06-30-2011, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

4r3s · 06-30-2011, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s

Darren, what brand lotion do you use? you got some really soft skin buddy

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Originally Posted by TROOPER

Anything white creamy and full of protien..!!

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

just sayin, might want to think twice about that massage...

b1adesofcha0s · 06-30-2011, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s

I'm an idiot, I went to the grocery store yesterday and as I was getting out of my car a smoking hot asian chick says "That is one sexy car!" I said thank you and kept walking towards the store...Yeah as I was in the store it dawned on me that I just blew one of the best oppertunities thrown my way recently to chat up a sexy lady....damn my obliviousness!

06-28-2011, 11:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
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06-29-2011, 10:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
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06-28-2011, 07:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
4r3s A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: MD Posts: 2,077 Drives: Touring 370z Rep Power: 25	yep, we watched that episode together which was the basis of the joke behind the gift. Ahh yes, good memories...

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4r3s A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: MD Posts: 2,077 Drives: Touring 370z Rep Power: 25	I'm an idiot, I went to the grocery store yesterday and as I was getting out of my car a smoking hot asian chick says "That is one sexy car!" I said thank you and kept walking towards the store...Yeah as I was in the store it dawned on me that I just blew one of the best oppertunities thrown my way recently to chat up a sexy lady....damn my obliviousness!