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shadoquad 10-13-2011 11:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356790)
I have filed a legal suit against her. A verbal agreement is a binding contract and the contract obligations were not fulfilled. I seek compensation for damages rendered.
:icon18::icon18::icon18:

"This court awards the plaintiff one handy on behalf of the defendant. All rise!"

birdmanx1 10-13-2011 11:35 AM
BBB would also be a great resource to contact and file a claim. When they are done, no other customer will ever roam by her street corner :tup:

b1adesofcha0s 10-13-2011 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1356795)
:icon18::icon18::icon18:

"This court awards the plaintiff one handy on behalf of the defendant. All rise!"
:rofl2:

2theextreme 10-13-2011 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356790)
I have filed a legal suit against her. A verbal agreement is a binding contract and the contract obligations were not fulfilled. I seek compensation for damages rendered.
Sounds like a case for.....


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Masa 10-13-2011 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 1356814)
:icon18:

In the case of Masa vs. Ho, we find the defendant guilty on two counts; false advertisement, and reneging on a binding legal contract.

We, hereby reward the plaintiff Masa access to the defendant's backdoor for the duration of 1 hour. In such time, the plaintiff can and will use said orifice entryway in any way deemed necessary.

Case adjourned!

:wtf2:

birdmanx1 10-13-2011 11:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356856)
:icon18:

In the case of Masa vs. Ho, we find the defendant guilty on two counts; false advertisement, and reneging on a binding legal contract.

We, hereby reward the plaintiff Masa access to the defendant's backdoor for the duration of 1 hour. In such time, the plaintiff can and will use said orifice entryway in any way deemed necessary.

Case adjourned!

:wtf2:
:bowrofl::roflpuke2:

b1adesofcha0s 10-13-2011 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356856)
:icon18:

In the case of Masa vs. Ho, we find the defendant guilty on two counts; false advertisement, and reneging on a binding legal contract.

We, hereby reward the plaintiff Masa access to the defendant's backdoor for the duration of 1 hour. In such time, the plaintiff can and will use said orifice entryway in any way deemed necessary.

Case adjourned!

:wtf2:
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

I would rep you if I could for that, but I'm all out of reps for the next 24 hrs.

shadoquad 10-13-2011 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356856)
:icon18:

In the case of Masa vs. Ho, we find the defendant guilty on two counts; false advertisement, and reneging on a binding legal contract.

We, hereby reward the plaintiff Masa access to the defendant's backdoor for the duration of 1 hour. In such time, the plaintiff can and will use said orifice entryway in any way deemed necessary.

Case adjourned!

:wtf2:
That's what's up :tup:

Masa 10-13-2011 12:16 PM
It's a slow day in the office... can you guys tell? :(

eastwest2300 10-13-2011 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356755)
I bought a nice young woman dinner and a movie under the verbal understanding that she would provide me some sexual pleasure in return. She later denied me her services. I am displeased.
:bowrofl::roflpuke2::bowrofl:

eastwest2300 10-13-2011 07:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356790)
I have filed a legal suit against her. A verbal agreement is a binding contract and the contract obligations were not fulfilled. I seek compensation for damages rendered.
Masa, you're a mess man!:bowrofl::bowrofl:

eastwest2300 10-13-2011 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1356870)
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

I would rep you if I could for that, but I'm all out of reps for the next 24 hrs.
:iagree::iagree:

Kirkster 10-13-2011 08:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1356762)
I've said it once, and I'll say it again.

Prostitution is legal, as long as you pay with food and entertainment. But in this case, the ho didn't perform services for currency rendered. If I were you, I would stop giving her your custom.
Al, how many times do we have to tell you. You are not paying for Sex. You are paying for her to go home in the morning...

eastwest2300 10-13-2011 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirkster (Post 1358034)
Al, how many times do we have to tell you. You are not paying for Sex. You are paying for her to go home in the morning...
haha geeez.:roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

b1adesofcha0s 10-14-2011 08:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirkster (Post 1358034)
Al, how many times do we have to tell you. You are not paying for Sex. You are paying for her to go home in the morning...
I think by "her" you mean Steve, right? :p


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