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Do I smell another Redditor Darren?

My f*cking brain hurts, none of this shiet makes any sense anymore...

Did we miss something? :confused:

Maybe... Maybe not... Who knows?!

Did birdman make a sexual advance on you? You can tell me. I need a good laugh.

:icon18::bowrofl: Chloroform makes one irresistible. It ain't no advance when there is induced approval right... watch over your shoulders at night, you might get hit by chocolate thunder :p

I figured this was the random thread so I'd post something random here. Junk I'm trying to figure out at work has me doing circles now. Thought I had a good handle on what was going on, but turns out I was just fooling myself.

I could use a good laugh about now too Al. I don't think watching Taxi Driver last night helped my general mood about the world any either...

Say what? :icon08:


http://www.sportclassicbooks.com/ima...te-thunder.jpg


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haha I don't think Black Swan would help much, either, except for the love scene. :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2: That's what I watched last night.

You should come hang out on Saturday. Sounds like you could use some time bro'ing out with your fellow Z owners. :tup:

:bowrofl::roflpuke2: oh hell yea adding Tony to the list of targets to be zapped by Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder for you too!

guess that makes me

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/...ka-d36obv6.jpg

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Remember its not rape. Its surprise buttsecks!

That distinction makes all the difference.

And while we're on the subject LOL......

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... and fed only Viagra

Oh, and the a$$ kicking salon owner....... is a hot 28 year old blonde Russian..

This Robber must really hate his life LOL

Robber who broke into hair salon beaten up by black-belt owner and kept as sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra | Mail Online

Quagmire approves!

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8413/bfg0032.jpg

OMG!!!:wtf2:

Hey, anyone in here reside in VA Beach???

The main folks I know on here that are close to you are DarkPath, PapoZalsa, and BeachZTT. They are local to Williamsburg/Newport News. I know there are a few more Z owners from VA Beach....I just can't think of their screen names at the moment.

They have a monthly Cars & Coffee gathering at the Williamsburg Winery once a month. I think this month it is the 15th of October.

Nope... sorry.:tup:

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Afterwards she bought him a new pair of jeans and paid him too :rofl2:

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:icon18::roflpuke2::rofl2: OMG, that's awesome! I love Zah Russian ladies, kick ***.

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They really are, I dated one in my earlier years in college, kick *** indeed. The best part is she never asked for anything and was very low maintenance considering how hawt she was, I would have had to take a loan just to maintain a local flavor. Just saying it as it is :tup:

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:roflpuke2: just a heads up for you with all your oil money on the way b1ades :tup:

Gotta protect my oil money.

at all times
http://www.flixya.com/files-photo/K/n/i/Knight7632.jpg

Back shots tell us nothing. She could be a butterface! :(

You've all seen them at the gym running on the treadmill... then you get up close and see their face and its like OHGODNO!

lmao

I already know... I'm a bad person and I'm going to hell. :rofl2:

Yes you are, at least you are going to keep it real there :tup:

Easy fix to said problem......only do doggie style and reverse cowgirl. While having her wear one of these during missionary and regular cowgirl:

http://www.durobag.com/product_art/S...H-_DSC2001.jpg

An issue does still exist if you plan on showing her off to the public, tho. But I think I really solved the most important problem. :tup:

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Thanks, I've heard about the cars and coffee. I'm going to have to check it out.

Ahhhhhhhhh brown bag. You were not the first to think of that Tony, this guy did. "No kissing, no kissing, leave this on" :roflpuke2: