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shadoquad 10-13-2011 11:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356790)
I have filed a legal suit against her. A verbal agreement is a binding contract and the contract obligations were not fulfilled. I seek compensation for damages rendered.
:icon18::icon18::icon18:

"This court awards the plaintiff one handy on behalf of the defendant. All rise!"

birdmanx1 10-13-2011 11:35 AM
BBB would also be a great resource to contact and file a claim. When they are done, no other customer will ever roam by her street corner :tup:

b1adesofcha0s 10-13-2011 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1356795)
:icon18::icon18::icon18:

"This court awards the plaintiff one handy on behalf of the defendant. All rise!"
:rofl2:

2theextreme 10-13-2011 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356790)
I have filed a legal suit against her. A verbal agreement is a binding contract and the contract obligations were not fulfilled. I seek compensation for damages rendered.
Sounds like a case for.....


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Masa 10-13-2011 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 1356814)
:icon18:

In the case of Masa vs. Ho, we find the defendant guilty on two counts; false advertisement, and reneging on a binding legal contract.

We, hereby reward the plaintiff Masa access to the defendant's backdoor for the duration of 1 hour. In such time, the plaintiff can and will use said orifice entryway in any way deemed necessary.

Case adjourned!

:wtf2:

birdmanx1 10-13-2011 11:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356856)
:icon18:

In the case of Masa vs. Ho, we find the defendant guilty on two counts; false advertisement, and reneging on a binding legal contract.

We, hereby reward the plaintiff Masa access to the defendant's backdoor for the duration of 1 hour. In such time, the plaintiff can and will use said orifice entryway in any way deemed necessary.

Case adjourned!

:wtf2:
:bowrofl::roflpuke2:

b1adesofcha0s 10-13-2011 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356856)
:icon18:

In the case of Masa vs. Ho, we find the defendant guilty on two counts; false advertisement, and reneging on a binding legal contract.

We, hereby reward the plaintiff Masa access to the defendant's backdoor for the duration of 1 hour. In such time, the plaintiff can and will use said orifice entryway in any way deemed necessary.

Case adjourned!

:wtf2:
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

I would rep you if I could for that, but I'm all out of reps for the next 24 hrs.

shadoquad 10-13-2011 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356856)
:icon18:

In the case of Masa vs. Ho, we find the defendant guilty on two counts; false advertisement, and reneging on a binding legal contract.

We, hereby reward the plaintiff Masa access to the defendant's backdoor for the duration of 1 hour. In such time, the plaintiff can and will use said orifice entryway in any way deemed necessary.

Case adjourned!

:wtf2:
That's what's up :tup:

Masa 10-13-2011 12:16 PM
It's a slow day in the office... can you guys tell? :(

eastwest2300 10-13-2011 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356755)
I bought a nice young woman dinner and a movie under the verbal understanding that she would provide me some sexual pleasure in return. She later denied me her services. I am displeased.
:bowrofl::roflpuke2::bowrofl:

eastwest2300 10-13-2011 07:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1356790)
I have filed a legal suit against her. A verbal agreement is a binding contract and the contract obligations were not fulfilled. I seek compensation for damages rendered.
Masa, you're a mess man!:bowrofl::bowrofl:

eastwest2300 10-13-2011 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1356870)
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

I would rep you if I could for that, but I'm all out of reps for the next 24 hrs.
:iagree::iagree:

Kirkster 10-13-2011 08:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1356762)
I've said it once, and I'll say it again.

Prostitution is legal, as long as you pay with food and entertainment. But in this case, the ho didn't perform services for currency rendered. If I were you, I would stop giving her your custom.
Al, how many times do we have to tell you. You are not paying for Sex. You are paying for her to go home in the morning...

eastwest2300 10-13-2011 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirkster (Post 1358034)
Al, how many times do we have to tell you. You are not paying for Sex. You are paying for her to go home in the morning...
haha geeez.:roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

b1adesofcha0s 10-14-2011 08:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirkster (Post 1358034)
Al, how many times do we have to tell you. You are not paying for Sex. You are paying for her to go home in the morning...
I think by "her" you mean Steve, right? :p

eastwest2300 10-14-2011 08:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1358539)
I think by "her" you mean Steve, right? :p
dohhhhhh.....
:wtf2:

Masa 10-14-2011 08:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 1358569)
dohhhhhh.....
:wtf2:
Man love rules! OK!

+rep for anyone who recognizes this quote first. :tiphat:

RandyD 10-14-2011 09:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1358586)
Man love rules! OK!

+rep for anyone who recognizes this quote first. :tiphat:
top gear

Masa 10-14-2011 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RandyD (Post 1358591)
top gear
Winner!!!!


http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7...e090303121.jpg

eastwest2300 10-14-2011 09:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1358593)
:icon17::icon17:

b1adesofcha0s 10-14-2011 10:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1358586)
Man love rules! OK!

+rep for anyone who recognizes this quote first. :tiphat:
Would have gotten it first if I wasn't in class :p

eastwest2300 10-14-2011 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1358690)
Would have gotten it first if I wasn't in class :p
Dude, I had no clue.:ugh2:

b1adesofcha0s 10-14-2011 08:18 PM
If you watch Top Gear, it's pretty easy. That is one crazy azz episode.

eastwest2300 10-14-2011 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1359759)
If you watch Top Gear, it's pretty easy. That is one crazy azz episode.
Top Gear? Thats an automotive show, right?

b1adesofcha0s 10-14-2011 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 1359775)
Top Gear? Thats an automotive show, right?
Wait are you being serious right now? Please, PLEASE tell me you have seen Top Gear before. If not, then you sir have epically failed at being an automotive enthusiast.

eastwest2300 10-14-2011 10:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1359798)
Wait are you being serious right now? Please, PLEASE tell me you have seen Top Gear before. If not, then you sir have epically failed at being an automotive enthusiast.
I've seen it, but i admit Im not watching the show religiously..:tup:

b1adesofcha0s 10-15-2011 09:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 1359952)
I've seen it, but i admit Im not watching the show religiously..:tup:
That's a relief. If you like cars, you NEED to watch Top Gear. It's definitely one of my favorite shows.

eastwest2300 10-15-2011 10:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1360148)
That's a relief. If you like cars, you NEED to watch Top Gear. It's definitely one of my favorite shows.
I got ya, I got ya... haha.:tup:

b1adesofcha0s 10-15-2011 10:14 AM
Especially if you love supercars. No one shows off supercars like Top Gear does. It's also very funny.

All this Top Gear talk is making me wonder when some new episodes are coming out.

b1adesofcha0s 10-15-2011 10:17 AM
New season starts in January. There's gonna be a Christmas special where they drive across India. Can't wait :excited:

eastwest2300 10-15-2011 10:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1360202)
New season starts in January. There's gonna be a Christmas special where they drive across India. Can't wait :excited:
what channel is it on? and what time, do you know?

b1adesofcha0s 10-15-2011 10:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 1360218)
what channel is it on? and what time, do you know?
Not sure, I just download the new UK episodes whenever they come out. It comes on BBC, but I'm not sure what time. There are tons of videos on YouTube too.

eastwest2300 10-15-2011 10:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1360222)
Not sure, I just download the new UK episodes whenever they come out. It comes on BBC, but I'm not sure what time. There are tons of videos on YouTube too.
ahhh sweet, good stuff.:tup:

Masa 10-15-2011 11:54 AM
What I do is go on eztv.it/ and just get the torrent. It is usually up within an hour or so after the show airs.

eastwest2300 10-15-2011 12:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1360324)
What I do is go on eztv.it/ and just get the torrent. It is usually up within an hour or so after the show airs.
Ron, once again sir, you are on it!:tup:

Masa 10-17-2011 09:10 AM
When keeping it real goes wrong...

Don't blame the driver though. I would have done the same thing, angry guy throwing objects at the windshield and another guy trying to get in through the rear door. This is why you pack heat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doBohM_xfEE

b1adesofcha0s 10-17-2011 10:24 AM
:roflpuke2:

eastwest2300 10-17-2011 09:32 PM
Damn, that had to hurt!:wtf2:

birdmanx1 10-18-2011 11:43 AM
:icon17: He will never ever throw stuff at an idle car with driver inside. What do the four Cavalier wheels say to the skull? ...

eastwest2300 10-20-2011 03:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1364786)
:icon17: He will never ever throw stuff at an idle car with driver inside. What do the four Cavalier wheels say to the skull? ...
:shakes head::shakes head:


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