Look what I found on reddit. Do you like chrome tube-y things? Well I have good news for you! It's....it's a....


http://i.imgur.com/B7lUe7o.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/oe0gNt2.jpg

Edit: Now with less table breaking!

Turbo!

V6!!!!

SPOOOORT!!!

I don't recognize that flag. Any idea where it's from? Is it even a flag?

Pro-tip: If you need to stick a "turbo" badge on your car for people to know it's boosted, you're probably doing it wrong.

how much you wanna bet it doesn't have any turbos?

Of all the ridiculousness on this car I don't know why I can't get over the extra nissan hamburger logo on the front grill...

wtf are the poles going around the perimeter of the car for? or the antenna looking thing on the license plate???

I think the most important questions here are:

Do they make a body kit for this? And you think we can get a group buy going?

I like how he put mesh over the tailpipes to keep goblins giant worms from crawling up inside his exhaust.

The poles are electrified so that when graboids pop out of the earth, the car will kill them (hopefully). That antenna you see transmits the car's position to the international center for tracking giant worms.

The 4 (yes 4) extra nissan badges are because nissan endorses wormmurder and sponsored the vehicle.

jesus christ......i havent checked this thread in forever and the first thing i see is that god awful thing.

also that may be a cuban or puerto rican flag? both are pretty much identical.....and after seeing what is done to that car kinda makes sense. :shakes head:

I think what bothers me the most is that it's pretty clean. All the craftsmanship looks pretty damn solid. Someone probably paid a lot of money to make their car look like that.

I want to go post that car in the Florida/SE forums and ask who owns it because I have SO many questions but I doubt the mods would like that.

hahaha you want me to do it? i have a "great" rep with the mods lol

It's the Filipino flag :)

i feel like price is right. i was closest without going over? haha :ugh2:

I posted it. I'll keep it polite but I really do have serious questions:
1) What is the purpose of the chrome tube thingies?
2) What does the antenna over the license plate do?
3) Is it boosted?

Its different.. Im not gonna knock him though, its his car.

1) no purpose just stupidity and no idea of what actually goes on a car.
probably thinks everything needs running bars to haul workers to a job site.

2) most likely zero purpose.

3) you actually consider that a possbility? :shakes head:

:bowrofl:

nah i'm sorry i have to knock it. it's terrible, shameful, and hateful.

i just cant bring myself to let this one slide due to "individual creativity" lol

Some folks like to stick out, and you gotta admit that car sticks out.. I do like the grill without the nissan emblem. But thats just me.

:rofl2:

well doesnt the old saying go the nail that sticks out gets hammered? i just wanna take a sledge hammer to it.....and i'll save the grill for you :tiphat:

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

You know, the more and more that I look at it.. It is a lot.. And Im trying my best to NOT knock the owner. Im gonna stop looking at those pics.

im in too deep now lol DM ruined it. i gotta figure out if the owner is possibly on this forum :shakes head:

:icon17:

I hope this guys NOT actually boosted and throwing down some serious numbers, that would make some people say whaaaaa? :icon08:

he could have 800rwhp and i'd still make fun of him. fact.

i'm not really a nice person i guess lol :bowrofl:

:inoutroflpuke:

Seriously, I'm trying hard not to make fun of it*. I just want my questions answered. To each his/her own.














*it is extremely hard not to make fun of it
PS: SPORTZ

just let yourself enjoy this and tear it apart :tiphat:

;)

i've been tame with some of my commentary on it haha

Dude, you guys are gonna feel bad when yall find out that its a young kids car...:roflpuke2:

noooo not at all.

the only way i will feel bad is if i find out it's a mentally disabled kids car.

then i'd go slap whoever did this for him so i feel better.

:tiphat:

Come on, put yourself in his shoes, remember when you were 16, and you went into auto zone, and you saw those "fear this" stickers, and you went off and put them on your car, you didnt think it was the coolest thing ever??:rofl2:

Im not supporting what hes done, but I think when the facts come out, we'll have to chalk it up to inexperience.

:icon17:

i have never done any of that.

i grew up in a garage around GM gear heads. they taught me right from wrong with car mods. most of them hate me because i went import actually.

so given the ethnic background of the flag.....i guess the vile nature of the mods is just the norm.

:tiphat:

:p

I definitely had an OAKLEY decal on the rear window of my 1983 Pontiac 6000LE when I bought it at 16. To be fair, I liked Oakley sunglasses at the time but I'm not sure why I felt the need to advertise them on my car.

Young kids shouldn't be driving $35k sportscars so no, I won't.

Well do I count? I bought mine at age 24

:p