The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XV

onzedge · 10-23-2014, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

“all streams flow to the sea because it is lower than they are. humility gives it its power. if you want to govern the people, you must place yourself below them. if you want to lead the people, you must learn how to follow them.”

― Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching

eastwest2300 · 10-23-2014, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

“all streams flow to the sea because it is lower than they are. humility gives it its power. if you want to govern the people, you must place yourself below them. if you want to lead the people, you must learn how to follow them.”

― Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching

what are smoking dude?

onzedge · 10-23-2014, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

what are smoking dude?

I am at peace. I am serene. I am calm. I am the still water -- do not drop pebbles in the pond of my contentment.

blackcherry20 · 10-23-2014, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

I am at peace. I am serene. I am calm. I am the still water -- do not drop pebbles in the pond of my contentment.

more like boulders methinks.

onzedge · 10-23-2014, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20

more like boulders methinks.

eastwest2300 · 10-23-2014, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

I am at peace. I am serene. I am calm. I am the still water -- do not drop pebbles in the pond of my contentment.

You're definitely smoking something...

onzedge · 10-23-2014, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

You're definitely smoking something...

Although I understand that your limited outlook may drive you to reach this conclusion, I am compelled to remind you that I live a mind-altering substance-free existence and have done so successfully since July 26, 2000.

blackcherry20 · 10-23-2014, 08:23 AM

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Although I understand that your limited outlook may drive you to reach this conclusion, I am compelled to remind you that I live a mind-altering substance-free existence and have done so successfully since July 26, 2000.

Truth.

He is just naturally

JARblue · 10-23-2014, 08:26 AM

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I live a mind-altering substance-free existence

Then what do you call the adrenaline rush that you get carving up canyons in the Z?

onzedge · 10-23-2014, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Then what do you call the adrenaline rush that you get carving up canyons in the Z?

I call it "as close to Nirvana as I am likely to get".

onzedge · 10-23-2014, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Then what do you call the adrenaline rush that you get carving up canyons in the Z?

It is also how I strengthen my sphincter. It is my own version of Kegel exercises.

eastwest2300 · 10-23-2014, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Although I understand that your limited outlook may drive you to reach this conclusion, I am compelled to remind you that I live a mind-altering substance-free existence and have done so successfully since July 26, 2000.

congrats

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