women and men

shumby · 12-15-2008, 12:17 AM

WOMEN’S ENGLISH

Yes = No
No = Yes

Maybe = No
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to do that
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset

You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I want something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

MEN’S ENGLISH

I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy

I’m tired = I’m tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you

May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice tits!

You look tense = I want to fondle you
What’s wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time?

What’s wrong? = I’m guessing sex is out of the question
I’m bored = Would you like to F***?

I love you = I’d like to **** right now
I love you, too = I really want to F***

Let’s talk = I’d like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to sex
Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you

Slidefox · 12-15-2008, 12:29 AM

hahahahahahahahahaha so true!!!

AK370Z · 12-15-2008, 12:31 AM

funny but true!

Quote:

I’m tired = I’m tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you

nogoodname · 12-15-2008, 09:27 AM

all of life's answers are right there.....whenever you get into a sticky situation, just think opposite........LOL

ozzfest · 12-24-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shumby

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I want something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

Man this had me on the floor

! This is so true

Endgame · 12-24-2008, 01:40 PM

As stated above: SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SnakeBitten · 12-24-2008, 03:35 PM

Lmao.....

CrownR426 · 01-02-2009, 05:05 PM

LOL!
Why are bitches so complicated?
Those were MANswers indeed.

frost · 01-02-2009, 06:18 PM

Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you

Classic

12-15-2008, 12:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
shumby Captin Canuck Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: with your mom Age: 44 Posts: 6,288 Drives: your sister Rep Power: 236	women and men WOMEN’S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to do that I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I want something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me MEN’S ENGLISH I’m hungry = I’m hungry I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy I’m tired = I’m tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice tits! You look tense = I want to fondle you What’s wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time? What’s wrong? = I’m guessing sex is out of the question I’m bored = Would you like to F*? I love you = I’d like to right now I love you, too = I really want to F* Let’s talk = I’d like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to sex Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you __________________ Originally Posted by SAM@GTM Engine detonation is not normal and it should never never happen, and whoever told that need to do something else for living . Sam

12-15-2008, 12:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
Slidefox Previous Moderator Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,534 Drives: A Pony Rep Power: 213	hahahahahahahahahaha so true!!! __________________ Forum Rules: Click Here Before Posting Click Here to Become a Premium Member Go Turbo or Go Home!!//Cowboys 2012 Superbowl Champs// Suns 2012 NBA Champions

12-24-2008, 03:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
SnakeBitten Base Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Midwood Posts: 232 Drives: 05 DBZ M6 Rep Power: 16	Lmao..... __________________

01-02-2009, 05:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
CrownR426 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Korea Posts: 4,676 Drives: Manual Rep Power: 847	LOL! Why are bitches so complicated? Those were MANswers indeed. __________________ Love + Hardwork + Passion RIP SVTRacer

12-15-2008, 09:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
nogoodname Lifetime Premium Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 22,357 Drives: E46 M3 Rep Power: 1764	all of life's answers are right there.....whenever you get into a sticky situation, just think opposite........LOL

12-24-2008, 01:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
Endgame A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Phoenix Posts: 1,613 Drives: Nothing Now! Rep Power: 223	As stated above: SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!