Over 30 and still single, post here.

DIGItonium

Nah, I don't need dating sites. Hope not. It beats going back to Vietnam to find a wife I tell ya.

OMG, I'd love to drive to Dallas for the weekend. I'm already taking this Friday! Don't know if I can make it back sober though lol.

This is me in Dallas last year. I drank a lot at my friend's wedding, whom he met his wife on eHarmony. Then we hit up an awesome club (too wasted to remember the name), but there was this cute Viet girl DJ who played some awesome tracks I couldn't help but dance. My friends try to blackmail me with the video of myself doing the seizure dance while messed up on what appears to be a mix of Goose and some sort of Rx that someone laced in my shot. It was bad and my friends didn't try hard enough to stop me from taking it. I told my friends that I would pretend to be messed up so people won't give me anymore shots. Little did I know it was already too late.

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