[Official] Best Post Quotes Thread

TX_370 · 12-31-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PyroCustoms

Not personal experience. Buddy of mine got drugged at a club and went home with a tranny. He was so freaked out when he woke up the next day he left his wallet and phone. Only reason we found out was bc the tranny brought home his wallet and phone to my buddies roommate.

After that, I made sure my drink was my drink and I'm always coherent enough to know when a girl is not a girl. Plus I'm not one for being flat out drunk.

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Originally Posted by PyroCustoms

I'm not sure what happened (and I really don't care to), he really didn't talk about it and we didn't really see him come out of his room for a couple days except to go to the bathroom and such. Understandably. I haven't heard from him in a couple of years, but he was always getting plowed and doing stupid ****, it just caught up to him I guess. His roommate really let him have it with the jokes. I gave it a week before I bought him a doughnut.

Last I talked with him he was back to normal and wasn't entirely pissed that we made fun of him for it.

2theextreme · 12-31-2009, 01:33 PM

^^

2theextreme · 12-31-2009, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

Just because you explain something clearly doesn't mean he likes the explanation

AK370Z · 01-13-2010, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by frost

If AK's signature gets any fuckin bigger, I'm gonna start turning it in as school essays.

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Originally Posted by frost

So, I was watching porn and cranking one out while the wife watched. It was some chick blowing a guy. So, at the same time I'm about to drop my knot, the girl takes the **** out of her mouth and she has the most ****** up teeth ever. I mean, huge gap, crooked, the whole bit. It was so terrible, that it borderlined hysterical. So seeing that, my knot didn't wanna come out anymore, but it was already started. So it came out hard, like I was passing a brick though my junk. Didnt like it. Haven't felt right since.

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Originally Posted by FuszNissan

Here I am sitting at the computer in my boxers scratching my balls and read about Frost cranking it....not right.

frost · 01-13-2010, 08:48 PM

vipor · 01-15-2010, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme

Sporting wood......nickles stuck in ass cheeks......fugly porno chicks with messed up teeth.......this thread rocks!

vipor · 01-23-2010, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

I had to make a tetris game back in the day for a programming class. In all the legal **** at the beginning, I put that starting the game meant I owned your soul unto such time that you beat the game. Then I had all my friends play it. So, I gotta couple spare souls for sale if you know anyone interested.

frost has it all!

Trips · 01-23-2010, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by blue660r01

Im going to stop posting at 9,999

2theextreme · 01-27-2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX

Your Nerdology will forever impress me.

frost · 01-27-2010, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

Common sense does not exist on the internet, so we just have to work around it.

Trips · 01-27-2010, 10:27 PM

2theextreme · 01-27-2010, 10:28 PM

That was a good one!

frost · 02-07-2010, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Togo

man tattoos are becoming more and more attractive as the days go by..

Togo · 02-07-2010, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

haha as soon as i saw this thread show up in my user cp, i knew what the quote was.. lol

well i officially made the quote thread

frost · 02-07-2010, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Togo

haha as soon as i saw this thread show up in my user cp, i knew what the quote was.. lol

well i officially made the quote thread

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2theextreme RIP Tony :( (1969-2015) Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 18,802 Drives: '14 Mustang GT/CS Rep Power: 68	That was a good one! __________________ SpinTech Mufflers, Airaid CAI, JBA H-Pipe, Lethal Performance Over Axle Pipes, MMD Quarter Panel Louvers, Cervini's Ram Air Type IV Hood, Carbon Fiber Radiator Cover, GT500 Rear Valance, Quad Exhaust Tips

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