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<A family is sits down for dinner> Father to son : Why are you so fat Mario?? Mario : It's mama's pasta... its so good, i eat it every day.
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<A family is sits down for dinner>
Father to son: Why are you so fat Mario?? Mario: It's mama's pasta... its so good, i eat it every day. Father to son: Know what the secret is? You've got to take smaller bites!! Father to 2nd son: And Luigi, why are YOU so freaking fat?!? Luigi: It's mom's cooking... can't stop eating!! Father to son: You've got to take smaller bites!! Father to 3rd son: TONY!! Why are you so skinny? Tony: Simple, I eat lots and lots of pu$$y Father: Pu$$y?? That tastes like $h*t Tony: You've got to take smaller bites!!!
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