is envious of my ability to elude the rozzers

^ Had his amber alert upgraded to a Red-Orange alert

has raped more than one girl named Amber

has raped more than one dog named Benji.

is mad because one of them was his own dog, hasn't walked the same since...

^ Was raped by Jacob from twilight

went to see the worst movie in the world last weekend, twilight

went to see "Backdoor Brothers 6" last weekend. Was thrown out for fapping.

turned me in, bastid, i paid good money for that smut

^ Went to see Eclipse, but was thrown out for not being gay... go figure.

was not thrown out of eclipse, despite being with a female

^ Knows taking a chick to a chick movie is the easiest way into said chicks pants :tup: (Just don't forget your iPod + Headphones)

uses cheap parlor tricks to entice women out of their clothes instead of getting into photography where they come up to you asking if you want them to take clothes off..... how easy is that??

uses photography to get in a chicks pants when chloroform and roofies are a cheaper solution.

hahahaha knows da troofs, i am much more subtle