likes it when i scream "GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!" after making sweet, sweet love






















(to hot b!tches, not chris.... pervs)

needs to stop falling asleep while watching Skinemax play softpron after Schwarzenegger marathons.

is giving me advice from experience lol

^ Knows that Shado's favorite fap channel is Nickelodeon :wtf2:

has a restraining order against him from the production teams of Lazy Town and Veggie Tales. He's not even allowed to watch them.

^ Knows that's just fine with me, I'd much rather go on the set with an UZi than sit down and watch the shows lol

like me, remembers when nickelodeon was good

can't hand out candy on Halloween. Has to post one of these signs, because of what happens when he watches Lazy Town

http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/ethical...00-300x171.jpg

doesn't hand out candy at halloween, only pepperoni and bullets

(obscure reference to "Arnold's Pizza Shop" if you haven't heard it, go to to youtube and put on your lollerscates)

^ Parents purposely avoid his house on halloween, they know all too well he offers 'candy' year round. :shakes head:

can't do that on television

loves chris' "candy"

is wrong. I like something a little bigger than a tic tac.

pwnd chris' man-parts

^ 7 disapprearances of children have been linked to him, however no charges have been filed... :wtf: :shakes head: