^ Is a hippie for goin green

Likes to wear animal prints (blue tiger stripes)

^ Knows 99% of the AF hates the new uniform, but that's just like AF leadership, take a good idea and fuuuuuuu it up lol

Should have gone Army too but likes the tiger stripes too much to leave.

^ Knows I scored too high on the ASVAB to go Army

too Afraid to deploy with the Army

^ Should know the AF deploys just as much lol I've deployed 3 times myself, would go back in a heartbeat but I'm stuck in this shithole. :mad:

^is stuck in a **** hole

^ Speaks da tr0ofs

^is now sweating

^ Should bring me some water, or pepsi. :tup:

drinks pepsi south of the border with his brothers

^will bring him lemonade

Is the sh!t hole

^has a black car...