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Drives Real Low & Real Slow
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Doesnt know I have currently had a suspended license for 2 years and get it back in 13 days!
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is a pedestrian
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For some reason misspelled the word hitchhiker pedestrian
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Realizes none stops for him while carrying an axe
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already knows i bought a smaller more conciliable one... and bus fare for emergencies
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Is a glass cleaner
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hasnt complained about dirty windows in a while...
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^ loves to be manipulated by brawny
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Better disclose where he got this information!
that was supposed to be a secret |
Loves to handle brawny
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^ Likes it when his man wears flanel shirts...
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isnt white if he doesnt love flannels
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^ Is ridin dirty... needs to get his hepatitis shots :shakes head:
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got his *** drilled by a unicorn horn last night.
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Gonna be the godparent of the first smurficorn
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smurfed so many hot smurfing b*tches that his smurf really itches now when he's out smurfing in the warm Texas smurf.
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Knows I have an iron clad smurf
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Cuts birthday cake with a sawzall
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cuts the cheese with ruthless efficiency
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bakes the beans like no ones business
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Releases more gas than a German Prison camp
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Breaks more wind than airplane wings
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pulls the wings off of flys
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freezes winged animals to tie strings to them and fly them
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nice never thought of that. lol
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^ Is now open to new ideas
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is a close-minded bigot
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^ Knows chicks dig it
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likes being well informed
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Has an avatar that shows just why you tell grandma not to stick a fork in the outlet
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Is not the man to provide information.
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runs from the authorities
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Knows there is not an authority within 12 parsecs of here that can catch my car.
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shot first when greedo attacked
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Likes to go Commando!
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Knows gReedo shooting first is a sin to my childhood
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was held under water as a child
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Mistakenly called it water when it really was Bacta
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