would have an enormous svonshtucker! woof!

^ Plays with used grenades? :confused:

^ Fills demo grenades with explosives and watches people practice with live ordnace

^ Fills grenades with love and ignites them with love
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^ Was :bowrofl: -ing at my Fast and Furious remark about the S2k

^ Doesn't know that at work we wonder if there is anyone out there in the world who quotes F&F non stop as it is a form of life.

Chris answered that question, thank you.

lives life on the edge of insanity

^ Flirts with disaster, but gets :mad: when he wakes up the next morning and Distaster is nowhere to be found.

is shocked :eek: when he wakes up the next morning and Disaster is a guy.

^ Wakes up next to Tony, then pulls the wig off to realize its just a MANequin...

knows my Tony Realdoll is so lifelike, it comes with blue and carbon fiber parts. :bowrofl:

^ Tries to break the CF when he squeezes

(That one had me :roflpuke2:-in, took me a minute to write this lol )

once smurfed my Tony realdoll in public. IN PUBLIC!

^ Wanted to smurf his Tony realdol IN A BAR! They THREW him in PUBLIC!

helped me argue unsuccessfully that the doll wasn't real enough to require a cover, yet was female enough to get happy hour drafts for a quarter. :rofl2:

^ Was :mad: the tony Realdoll got hit on more than he did.

Was overjoyed because the same guys that hit on the Tony realdoll were hitting on him as well!

^ Put beergoggles on the Tony Realdoll so it would find him attractive.

witnessed the success first hand (his other hand was doing other things)

^ Referring to when I was calling 911 for the demonic sounds Shado had recorded into his Tony Realdoll... It sounded like a dog was growing and a retard humping a doorknob. I feared for shado's life... Hence calling 911.

Can call 911 and masturbate while filming for youtube, as we discovered that night.

^ Knows multitasting is a prime ability for my job.



Disclaimer: Does not refer to anything sexual in nature, pr0nz, orgies, GB's or anything else.

is giving me the first decent back-n-forth I've had in this thread for a while.

Gets paid well to multitask all over shado

Is wrong. If I got well paid to do that, I wouldn't leave the house.

^ Is used to getting decent back and forth, just not in form of: thread!

volunteers his time to change diapers... not at a daycare facility, but at retirement communities.

^ Volunteers his time at a retirement home, as a prostitute.

is my geriatric pimp. Knows that it's a competitive market where I'm at a disadvantage to the competition, being that I have teeth.

^ Its a good thing for me, I got the good denture plan for my ho's, so his teeth are removable at payers request. :tup:

^ is disappointed gay marriages will not continue for at least 4 months in California

has been trying to comfort him for months in bed

^ Knows the only real comfort comes in the form of a pillow... or a tony Realdoll

underestimates the value of heated melons

^ Just explained why I never have the fruit punch when I go to his house.

should probably avoid the cream of crab soup next time, as well.

likes In-N-Out

^ Likes the double double

^ and I tag teamed alicia whitten

^ Got nunchucked by Alicia, so it was just her + me. :tup: