misses trips often, but after adjusting the scope on his M25, he's confident he won't miss again.

^ Causes all the electronics near him to fry

is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he's all out of gum.

^ Can't walk, talk, fap, chew gum, spit dip, blow bubbles, and change his shoes at the same time... But you dake out blowing bubbles and he's all there.

Is wrong. I've never been completely all there.:icon14:

^ Should know I wasn't speaking about his mental state.

is the reason you touch yourself at night, whoever's reading this post.

^ Is the reason you wear latex gloves when you touch yourself...

:roflpuke2:

is very sanitary, apparently, and for good reason

^ Gave everyone the Herpes, so I take all precautions

Was the inspiration for herpes rep, make no bones about it.

^ Makes lots of bones about it...

Likes to stick bones up his a$$

^ Should leave the army fun time games in the barracks... :ugh2:

Moved back into the barracks so no one would care that he is living with his "boyfriend"

^ Changes the words but basically repeats himself... gets old.

I'll throw you in the outhouse, you sister bangin' hillbilly

^ LoL Maybe sister humping is the local pastime where you're from, but not the rest of us. :tup:

Knows there are so few choices in Az ^ has to turn to his sister.

^ Must not be very bright considering my family's on the east coast.. but nice try yet again. :shakes head:

In a bad mood

lemers is a man from nantucket
whose outhouse was only a bucket
he pulled down his thong
and whipped out his schlong
he missed, and so he said f^&k it

:icon18: :tiphat:

In the days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented
Brian left his load
upon the road
and walked away contented

^knows i care not to read that

^ Lies, he really just Can't read. :shakes head:

^kknows the 46 yr old virgin

^ More lies, If I never meet him, I'll die happy.

^makes good jokes

^ Makes good MW2 kill cams

Would be owned by my 11 yr old son in MW2

^ Fixed. :tup:

fixed again

should be orange by now

Is color blind

is apparently the one color blind lol

Is an filthy orange racist

is a black racist? hmmm :P

Doesn't know that once you go black you never go back

has only had black so has never tried orange

side note: one of my x-gf's did a beauty pageant and did the spray on tan thing right before (it was the middle of the winter) and that was the nastiest thing i've ever seen. her skin was sticky and orange... :\ luckily it didn't last that long