Screenshots of YOUR (funny) conversations.

DEpointfive0 · 07-17-2013, 02:30 PM

gSwift told me to start a thread like this.

These are MY conversations I've had with people, and:

YES, I'm a prick, only when you say some dumb BS to me
YES, I'm a really nice guy if/when you get to know me, or if you can get past the rough sarcastic exterior (most the forum guys get nice until they become an arse)

So, this is a conversation when trying to sell my Nismo wheels, and on the ad:

(203) xxx-6885 PLEASE STOP TEXTING ME EVERY WEEK OFFERING $1300 with tires, and btw, you offered $1700 last week. I don't delete texts

When I was moving out of Dallas I did have this lowballer

Mind you the set of furniture I was selling cost like $700 and I had a few listings of each part, and the mattress was a queen size tempurpedic

Jasonle · 07-17-2013, 03:05 PM

Heres a why the chicken cross the road joke I saw online and used it on my mother in law (Linda)

gSwift · 07-17-2013, 03:55 PM

Oh yeah, this should provide some good laughs for us all.

Haboob · 07-17-2013, 04:34 PM

I tweeted this to the Pope today, since he's letting people who follow him into heaven...

(May be offensive to some?)

( Click to show/hide )

It's not quite a conversation yet, I'm waiting for a response.

Chuck33079 · 07-17-2013, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haboob

It's not quite a conversation yet, I'm waiting for a response.

What are you, simple? He's not going to respond unless there's a picture of a ten year old boy included too.

Haboob · 07-17-2013, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck33079

What are you, simple? He's not going to respond unless there's a picture of a ten year old boy included too.

I don't necessarily desire a response from him (that's the holy grail of responses though), but I want to see if others

about it.

Chuck33079 · 07-17-2013, 04:45 PM

Bricks will be shat, that's for sure.

XwChriswX · 07-19-2013, 03:01 AM

You would have to add every one of our conversations to this thread...

DEpointfive0 · 11-09-2013, 11:36 AM

This guy wants $450 for a SLU

He then said "Oh, ok"

Chuck33079 · 11-09-2013, 11:41 AM

Wow. That may be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Trips · 11-09-2013, 11:42 AM

DEpointfive0 · 11-09-2013, 11:43 AM

I think I should reply "So I'll give you like $5 if you want it... Or a nice In n Out lunch...

Chuck33079 · 11-09-2013, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

I think I should reply "So I'll give you like $5 if you want it... Or a nice In n Out lunch...

And then get a nice wood back for it and mount it on the wall like a trophy buck.

DEpointfive0 · 11-09-2013, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck33079

And then get a nice wood back for it and mount it on the wall like a trophy buck.

More like those Jackalope heads

NismoZ370 · 11-09-2013, 11:52 PM

thats awesome

07-17-2013, 02:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
DEpointfive0 Premium Member Bitches Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,824 Drives: a lot Rep Power: 17151	Screenshots of YOUR (funny) conversations. gSwift told me to start a thread like this. These are MY conversations I've had with people, and: YES, I'm a prick, only when you say some dumb BS to me YES, I'm a really nice guy if/when you get to know me, or if you can get past the rough sarcastic exterior (most the forum guys get nice until they become an arse) So, this is a conversation when trying to sell my Nismo wheels, and on the ad: (203) xxx-6885 PLEASE STOP TEXTING ME EVERY WEEK OFFERING $1300 with tires, and btw, you offered $1700 last week. I don't delete texts When I was moving out of Dallas I did have this lowballer Mind you the set of furniture I was selling cost like $700 and I had a few listings of each part, and the mattress was a queen size tempurpedic Jasonle, raymondo510 and jburke26 like this. __________________ Do YOU want to know what/where I got my username from? ( Click to show/hide ) NSFW due to language:

07-17-2013, 03:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jasonle A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: St. Louis Posts: 3,509 Drives: 09 370z Rep Power: 25	Heres a why the chicken cross the road joke I saw online and used it on my mother in law (Linda) dP3NGU1N and DEpointfive0 like this. __________________ 2009 Nissan 370z/2003 Honda Soccer Van Shineauto Amuse Body Kit/UAM Fenders/Bc Br Coilovers/Topspeed Exhaust/Racing Hart Wheels and More My Sexy Beast

07-17-2013, 04:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1386	I tweeted this to the Pope today, since he's letting people who follow him into heaven... (May be offensive to some?) ( Click to show/hide ) It's not quite a conversation yet, I'm waiting for a response. DEpointfive0 and falconfixer like this.

07-17-2013, 04:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Chuck33079 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 12,265 Drives: 2011 370ztt Rep Power: 29538	Bricks will be shat, that's for sure. gSwift likes this. __________________ 2011 MB Touring-Sport-6sp-Nav/GTM TT/FI TT TDX/JTran/Kosmic/Eibach/Hotchkis/SPC/CSF/RPS/SoThatsWhereAllMyMoneyWent

07-19-2013, 03:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
XwChriswX WFLYIDNNE Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: In The Fastlane Posts: 50,648 Drives: 02 GDB WRX Rep Power: 451	You would have to add every one of our conversations to this thread... DEpointfive0 and Haboob like this. __________________ Bonnie - Stage 2, Audio build coming this fall! R.I.P. Abby 3/29/10 - 3/30/14

07-17-2013, 03:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
gSwift Enthusiast Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Huntsville, AL Posts: 338 Drives: 2011 370 6M/T Rep Power: 13	Oh yeah, this should provide some good laughs for us all.

11-09-2013, 11:36 AM	#9 (permalink)
DEpointfive0 Premium Member Bitches Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,824 Drives: a lot Rep Power: 17151	This guy wants $450 for a SLU He then said "Oh, ok" __________________ Do YOU want to know what/where I got my username from? ( Click to show/hide ) NSFW due to language:

11-09-2013, 11:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
Chuck33079 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 12,265 Drives: 2011 370ztt Rep Power: 29538	Wow. That may be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. __________________ 2011 MB Touring-Sport-6sp-Nav/GTM TT/FI TT TDX/JTran/Kosmic/Eibach/Hotchkis/SPC/CSF/RPS/SoThatsWhereAllMyMoneyWent

11-09-2013, 11:42 AM	#11 (permalink)
Trips Administrator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Disneyland, Ca Posts: 8,728 Drives: 🔰 Rep Power: 10	__________________

11-09-2013, 11:43 AM	#12 (permalink)
DEpointfive0 Premium Member Bitches Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,824 Drives: a lot Rep Power: 17151	I think I should reply "So I'll give you like $5 if you want it... Or a nice In n Out lunch... __________________ Do YOU want to know what/where I got my username from? ( Click to show/hide ) NSFW due to language:

11-09-2013, 11:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
NismoZ370 Track Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 711 Drives: a GTR soon! Rep Power: 15	thats awesome

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