The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) V

Originally Posted by onzedge

I am sitting here at the gate, waiting to get on my plane. There is an actual goober about twenty five feet away from me, having a very important conversation on his phone and I can hear every friggin' word. He's an important guy, I am sure. He's very very important. I think he must be coordinating a very important meeting for his very important colleagues in their very important business.

Wow, I wish I was important like him.

I am mentally counting the wide range of buzzwords and phrases in his conversation. I feel very gassy too, as I always do when I travel. I think I am going to go sit right next to him and get rid of some of this pressure I feel building up.

See you all later.