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onzedge 02-18-2013 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 2172393)
Wesson Oil AND personal lube?! :icon14:
My guess is that they were going to play a little Slip-n-Slide.

LunaZ 02-18-2013 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2172382)
I remember this time a few years back when I was coming home from the airport very late at night. I was hungry and did not think I had anything in the house, so I stopped at a Safeway (grocery store). It was probably after midnight.

Anyway, I picked up some frozen dinner or something and I went and got in the only available line to check out. I was half dazed as i stood in line and my gaze fell upon the peopel in front of me and the stuff they had on the conveyor belt. They were a seemingly nice couple, but there was only three things they were purcahsing. A gallon sized bottle of Wesson Oil, A 1.75 liter bottle of Jose Cuervo and a tube of "personal" lubricant.

They caught me looking at their stuff and smiling to myself as I pondered their plans for the evening. All I could do was say "have a good night" to them.
I used to like to buy weird combinations of items at Target just to mess with the cashiers.
Condoms + Cooking Utensils
Tampons + Nasal Spray
K-Y + Quaker State
E-P-T + D-Con

onzedge 02-18-2013 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 2172396)
I used to like to buy weird combinations of items at Target just to mess with the cashiers.
Condoms + Cooking Utensils
Tampons + Nasal Spray
K-Y + Quaker State
E-P-T + D-Con
:icon18:

It's fun at Target to put things like that in other people's baskets when they are not looking.

JARblue 02-18-2013 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 2172366)
:iagree:

but it depends on do they shop at the store together... or discreetly... :bowrofl:
Haha yeah. You're going to have a hard time convincing your significant other into a trip to the adult store when your relationship isn't going well :icon17:

Quote:
Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2172382)
I remember this time a few years back when I was coming home from the airport very late at night. I was hungry and did not think I had anything in the house, so I stopped at a Safeway (grocery store). It was probably after midnight.

Anyway, I picked up some frozen dinner or something and I went and got in the only available line to check out. I was half dazed as i stood in line and my gaze fell upon the peopel in front of me and the stuff they had on the conveyor belt. They were a seemingly nice couple, but there was only three things they were purcahsing. A gallon sized bottle of Wesson Oil, A 1.75 liter bottle of Jose Cuervo and a tube of "personal" lubricant.

They caught me looking at their stuff and smiling to myself as I pondered their plans for the evening. All I could do was say "have a good night" to them.
Awesome!! :bowrofl: :tup:

Pintsize725 02-18-2013 08:32 PM
I love our convos.

JARblue 02-18-2013 08:33 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wd2tGfNZDL...from+store.jpg

kenchan 02-18-2013 08:35 PM
When i use to buy condoms I made sure to check out at a young cashier girl with price label (at the time) removed. So she would have to get price check. :icon17:

Nismo89 02-18-2013 09:05 PM
having a lot of computer troubles grrrrrr

6MT 02-18-2013 09:20 PM
Oooo... Godfather marathon on! Too bad I have to work tomorrow.

GaleForce 02-18-2013 09:20 PM
http://acidcow.com/pics/20130219/acid_picdump_114.jpg

ZMan8 02-18-2013 09:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 2172414)
When i use to buy condoms I made sure to check out at a young cashier girl with price label (at the time) removed. So she would have to get price check. :icon17:
:rofl2:

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happytheman 02-18-2013 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2172398)
:icon18:

It's fun at Target to put things like that in other people's baskets when they are not looking.
Oh man, that could get really interesting! It would be awesome if you went through the line behind em! :tup:

happytheman 02-18-2013 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 2172396)
I used to like to buy weird combinations of items at Target just to mess with the cashiers.
Condoms + Cooking Utensils
Tampons + Nasal Spray
K-Y + Quaker State
E-P-T + D-Con
Cucumbers and condoms?

GaleForce 02-18-2013 09:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 2172498)
Cucumbers and condoms?
Dog food
Duct tape
Vaseline

happytheman 02-18-2013 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 2172519)
Dog food
Duct tape
Vaseline
Vaseline and fire logs! :icon18:

GaleForce 02-18-2013 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 2172521)
Vaseline and fire logs! :icon18:

Add party hats :tup:

happytheman 02-18-2013 09:40 PM
Man, we have just taken this thread into deep, dark alleys or wrong! :)

GaleForce 02-18-2013 09:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 2172530)
Man, we have just taken this thread into deep, dark alleys or wrong! :)
I expected this from Jar... Not you. Welcome to the club :tup:

LMBmikeZ 02-18-2013 09:44 PM
:wtf2: JK

Night to all, wish I could stay up but I am way to tired today

happytheman 02-18-2013 09:45 PM
Hahah, always up for shocking!

JARblue 02-18-2013 09:49 PM
:icon18: @ you all!

how about

chocolate syrup + eggs + bananas + tub of lard

happytheman 02-18-2013 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LMBmikeZ (Post 2172542)
:wtf2: JK

Night to all, wish I could stay up but I am way to tired today
Gnight bro! :hello:

happytheman 02-18-2013 09:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 2172558)
:icon18: @ you all!

how about

chocolate syrup + eggs + bananas + tub of lard
How about:

Ice cream
Wooden spoons of various sizes and
A large roll of visqueen

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/TRM-620C-20x1...8Bg~~60_35.JPG

onzedge 02-18-2013 09:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 2172579)
How about:

Ice cream
Wooden spoons of various sizes and
A large roll of visqueen

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/TRM-620C-20x1...8Bg~~60_35.JPG
:icon18:

onzedge 02-18-2013 09:56 PM
How about buying gerbils at Petco and asking the clerk the aisle where the duct tape is located.

JARblue 02-18-2013 09:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2172586)
How about buying gerbils at Petco and asking the clerk the aisle where the duct tape is located.
Don't forget the BB gun :bowrofl:

happytheman 02-18-2013 09:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2172586)
How about buying gerbils at Petco and asking the clerk the aisle where the duct tape is located.
Oh man, you went there! :rofl2:

Maybe ask them if gerbils can be declawed!

Pintsize725 02-18-2013 10:02 PM
:icon14:

onzedge 02-18-2013 10:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 2172595)
Oh man, you went there! :rofl2:

Maybe ask them if gerbils can be declawed!
That's the duct tape's purpose -- no need to declaw if they are wrapped up tight.

Isamu 02-18-2013 10:14 PM
wife is sleeping behind me on the couch.. I am watching a movie on my ipad... and playing on the pc.. wtf? actually pretty awesome lol :bowrofl:

Isamu 02-18-2013 10:17 PM
Quote:
User Name Posts
Isamu 189
JARblue 151
onzedge 140
kenchan 138
GaleForce 118
blackcherry20 117
Nismo89 106
LMBmikeZ 97
you go girl! look at you catching up Jar!

happytheman 02-18-2013 10:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2172630)
wife is sleeping behind me on the couch.. I am watching a movie on my ipad... and playing on the pc.. wtf? actually pretty awesome lol :bowrofl:
I love technology. When I travel up to Chicago, the tv rarely comes on in the room. :)

Nismo89 02-18-2013 10:20 PM
early night for me, night all

TerribleONE 02-18-2013 10:20 PM
:yawn:

TerribleONE 02-18-2013 10:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nismo89 (Post 2172646)
early night for me, night all
later man

happytheman 02-18-2013 10:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TerribleONE (Post 2172647)
:yawn:
Why you come on so late when everyone go to bed? :tup:

Isamu 02-18-2013 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 2172641)
I love technology. When I travel up to Chicago, the tv rarely comes on in the room. :)
depends... when I travel alone... I occasionally leave the tv on. but normally one of my many gadgets is on to occupy me..
hell when I was in LA with Kaien and his wife.. i always had my ipod ready..



when I travel with the wife she likes watching her shows, so if she can get em, we watch em lol

Pintsize725 02-18-2013 10:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TerribleONE (Post 2172647)
:yawn:
:iagree:

TerribleONE 02-18-2013 10:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 2172699)
Why you come on so late when everyone go to bed? :tup:
got a point there.. part of being on the west coast and working till 5!

onzedge 02-18-2013 10:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll7rWiY5obI


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