The Alphabet Category Game -- Part II

onzedge · 04-17-2014, 04:44 AM

fuse blown

exsanity · 04-17-2014, 04:46 AM

gas cap loose

onzedge · 04-17-2014, 05:01 AM

hold-down for the battery corroded and when you too a hard corner, the battery slid into the edge of the hood, shorting and then taking out the fusible link...

True Story.

exsanity · 04-17-2014, 05:02 AM

ignition key gets lost

onzedge · 04-17-2014, 05:05 AM

jumper cables hooked to wrong terminals

exsanity · 04-17-2014, 05:08 AM

keyfob button gets pushed and your windows roll down in a rain storm

onzedge · 04-17-2014, 05:13 AM

leaking connection on the fuel rail causes an engine fire

exsanity · 04-17-2014, 05:16 AM

motor spewing oil out of all the seals

onzedge · 04-17-2014, 05:30 AM

no cranking when turning the key

exsanity · 04-17-2014, 05:43 AM

opposite polarities on battery posts

onzedge · 04-17-2014, 05:46 AM

punctured tires after running across the spike strips while attempting to evade the police

exsanity · 04-17-2014, 05:48 AM

quits running after EMP burst

onzedge · 04-17-2014, 05:56 AM

radio starts a fire because I was drunk when I installed it

exsanity · 04-17-2014, 05:58 AM

stalls in traffic because I sneezed in my cocaine and blew it everywhere

onzedge · 04-17-2014, 06:28 AM

Transmission blew because I put Dexron III in my manual

04-17-2014, 04:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 65 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684738	fuse blown __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

04-17-2014, 05:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 65 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684738	hold-down for the battery corroded and when you too a hard corner, the battery slid into the edge of the hood, shorting and then taking out the fusible link... True Story. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

04-17-2014, 05:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 65 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684738	jumper cables hooked to wrong terminals __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

04-17-2014, 05:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 65 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684738	leaking connection on the fuel rail causes an engine fire __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

04-17-2014, 05:30 AM	#9 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 65 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684738	no cranking when turning the key __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

04-17-2014, 04:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
exsanity Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Middle Tennessee Posts: 10,499 Drives: you mad.. Rep Power: 3701	gas cap loose

04-17-2014, 05:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
exsanity Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Middle Tennessee Posts: 10,499 Drives: you mad.. Rep Power: 3701	ignition key gets lost

04-17-2014, 05:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
exsanity Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Middle Tennessee Posts: 10,499 Drives: you mad.. Rep Power: 3701	keyfob button gets pushed and your windows roll down in a rain storm

04-17-2014, 05:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
exsanity Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Middle Tennessee Posts: 10,499 Drives: you mad.. Rep Power: 3701	motor spewing oil out of all the seals

04-17-2014, 05:43 AM	#10 (permalink)
exsanity Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Middle Tennessee Posts: 10,499 Drives: you mad.. Rep Power: 3701	opposite polarities on battery posts

04-17-2014, 05:46 AM	#11 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 65 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684738	punctured tires after running across the spike strips while attempting to evade the police __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

04-17-2014, 05:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
exsanity Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Middle Tennessee Posts: 10,499 Drives: you mad.. Rep Power: 3701	quits running after EMP burst

04-17-2014, 05:56 AM	#13 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 65 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684738	radio starts a fire because I was drunk when I installed it __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

04-17-2014, 05:58 AM	#14 (permalink)
exsanity Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Middle Tennessee Posts: 10,499 Drives: you mad.. Rep Power: 3701	stalls in traffic because I sneezed in my cocaine and blew it everywhere

04-17-2014, 06:28 AM	#15 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 65 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684738	Transmission blew because I put Dexron III in my manual __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

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