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doubley
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every-day
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fridays
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get rich quick
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hungover at work
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In the a$$
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jumper cable accident
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Kicked in the nuts
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lying on your resume
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Moon your mother-in-law
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Nick your balls when shaving pubes
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open a can of worms
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Poop in a public restroom on a first date
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quit sniffing glue when the plane needs a pilot
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Rubbing the legs of a girl you didn't know was a pre op transsexual
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Sexual fantasies about the neighbor
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Taking a dump at your girlfriend's parents house and clogging the toilet.
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unbuttoning your pants on the plane ride home from atlanta
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"Very big girls" being found in the browser history on the family computer
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Quote:
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Watching Youporn clips during the sales meeting
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Xtra strength dose of Exlax just before participating in a 4x100 m relay.
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Yelling at cops
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Zzzz and Snore loudly in a court room
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New Category: Medical Conditions
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Acne
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Bursitis
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chlamydia
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dengue fever
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esophagitis
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fungal infection
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goitre
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herpes
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irritable bowel syndrome
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jaundice
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kidney disease
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liver failure
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macular degeneration
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neurosis
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obsessive compulsive disorder
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