Pneumonia

Q fever

Rheumatism

schizophrenia

Tuberculosis

ulcerative colitis

venereal disease

warts

xerostomia

yeast infection

Zinc Deficiency

Ways to die......

(i know it's a bit morbid but it's the first thing that came to me)

Arrow to the skull

Bang your in-law's face on piece of sh!t

(it won't kill yourself instantly, but you will get murdered right after... guarantee..!!)

cut off your head

drop from a height

Eat rat poison

finish a glass of acid

Glass shards shot at high speed via compressed air

hari kari

Ingestion of Magic Mushrooms; 1 ounce

jump off a bridge

kill oneself

lava flow

malady

naked hanging

overdose

punch through the sternum and heart ripped out of chest

Qualudes

running into on coming traffic

suffocation

touch a power outlet

umbrella use during a thunderstorm...in an open field

venereal disease, untreated

wrench to the base of the skull

X-ray overdose

Youtube surfing while driving drunk.

Z-car driving while texting, being drunk, getting a hummer and in the snow with VDC off

Alcohol