Torture rack

Underwear collection that I gathered from previous girlfriends

Victorian dress you wear on weekends

Women servants

Xylophone enthusiast

Yellow skivvies stains when negotiating a hummer from the Mrs.

Zeta Jones' husband signed poster

absent (from school)


I know....lame!

Breaking wind during my sister's weeding

Crapping my pants during a sneeze

drool & snore during a focus-group

ear wax removal at a board meeting

farting loudly when I thought I was all alone in a hotel lobby and then turned around to see about 5 flight attendants in line staring at me

I hope you didn't have egg salad.... :icon18::icon18:

greet "have yourself a great day" to the widow in a funeral

Having an afternoon tryst with my friend's mom

iphone/ipad purchase queue/camp in front of a microsoft store

june-bug up your nose in the summer time

kissing a girl who turned out to be your cousin :eek:

lopping off two fingers in a woodworking shop

marrying a girl who turned out to be your cousin :icon14: :eek:

noticing your fly is undone in public

opening mouth and inserting foot

piercing the wrong body part

queuing in an apple store and ask for a samsung galaxy tab

requesting a pay raise on the day you get let go.

Sitting on a toilet before you realize the seat is missing.

Titty fondling of a girlfriend and getting caught by her mom.


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underwear showing in my wedding photos

viewed porno on the browser, thought it was closed safely but all the tabs pop-up when gf re-open it.

Undoing your shirt after open heart surgery

Watching Fear dot com.. :shakes head:

X-rated porn being found by a spouse

Yelling at my kids

Zeeing while intoxicated

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Albert Einstein

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