The Alphabet Category Game -- Part II

fonzo179 · 08-02-2013, 08:18 AM

Got milk?

onzedge · 08-02-2013, 08:19 AM

How does this make my butt look? (said loudly in the Macy's dressing room)

fonzo179 · 08-02-2013, 08:30 AM

Is it in yet?

Vertigo · 08-02-2013, 11:58 AM

Grab the @ss!! (says Juan Valdez's neighbor)

onzedge · 08-02-2013, 12:01 PM

Hold this for me. (overheard at the men's urinal)

fonzo179 · 08-02-2013, 12:09 PM

It was a lot warmer than I imagined, when I went inside her. (referring to a lipstick red 1970 Shelby)

Vertigo · 08-02-2013, 12:53 PM

Jackhammer the hole harder! (said the construction foreman to his crew)

onzedge · 08-02-2013, 10:33 PM

Knead it gently lengthwise and drink all the juices that come out of the end. (Overheard at the park -- a woman telling her son how to eat an Otter Pop)

fonzo179 · 08-03-2013, 01:29 PM

Lick the tip, then put it in (talking to a girl about the reed for her clarinet)

onzedge · 08-03-2013, 03:24 PM

Moisten it thoroughly before you try to insert it -- it will go in much easier. (Overheard from the garage when my sons were installing new control arm bushings on my 240Z)

fonzo179 · 08-05-2013, 10:16 AM

Naked smoothies later?

onzedge · 08-05-2013, 05:41 PM

Open your legs. No, more. More. That's it. Oh yeah, that's good. (Overheard coming from my living room -- I forgot my wife's yoga instructor was over)

fonzo179 · 08-06-2013, 07:19 AM

Plenty of guys suffer from the same thing (girlfriend talking about my pre-flight anxiety)

onzedge · 08-07-2013, 06:04 AM

Quit trying to talk to me with that in your mouth.

SmokeEater27 · 08-07-2013, 10:33 AM

"I now pronounce you Mr. & Mrs. Cuce" (pronounced Coochie) (said the judge aloud who married my buddy and his wife last week, judges face= priceless)

08-02-2013, 08:18 AM	#2341 (permalink)
fonzo179 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: A Fantasy World Posts: 1,707 Drives: 2014 Audi Q5 3.0T Rep Power: 19	Got milk? onzedge likes this. __________________ You want a motorcycle, but can't drive a manual? Please tell me you're joking...

08-02-2013, 08:19 AM	#2342 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	How does this make my butt look? (said loudly in the Macy's dressing room) fonzo179 likes this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

08-02-2013, 08:30 AM	#2343 (permalink)
fonzo179 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: A Fantasy World Posts: 1,707 Drives: 2014 Audi Q5 3.0T Rep Power: 19	Is it in yet? onzedge and Vertigo like this. __________________ You want a motorcycle, but can't drive a manual? Please tell me you're joking...

08-02-2013, 11:58 AM	#2344 (permalink)
Vertigo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 15,476 Drives: 370z / R32 Rep Power: 220	Grab the @ss!! (says Juan Valdez's neighbor) onzedge likes this.

08-02-2013, 12:01 PM	#2345 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Hold this for me. (overheard at the men's urinal) Vertigo likes this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

08-02-2013, 12:09 PM	#2346 (permalink)
fonzo179 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: A Fantasy World Posts: 1,707 Drives: 2014 Audi Q5 3.0T Rep Power: 19	It was a lot warmer than I imagined, when I went inside her. (referring to a lipstick red 1970 Shelby) __________________ You want a motorcycle, but can't drive a manual? Please tell me you're joking...

08-02-2013, 12:53 PM	#2347 (permalink)
Vertigo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 15,476 Drives: 370z / R32 Rep Power: 220	Jackhammer the hole harder! (said the construction foreman to his crew)

08-02-2013, 10:33 PM	#2348 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Knead it gently lengthwise and drink all the juices that come out of the end. (Overheard at the park -- a woman telling her son how to eat an Otter Pop) __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

08-03-2013, 01:29 PM	#2349 (permalink)
fonzo179 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: A Fantasy World Posts: 1,707 Drives: 2014 Audi Q5 3.0T Rep Power: 19	Lick the tip, then put it in (talking to a girl about the reed for her clarinet) onzedge likes this. __________________ You want a motorcycle, but can't drive a manual? Please tell me you're joking...

08-03-2013, 03:24 PM	#2350 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Moisten it thoroughly before you try to insert it -- it will go in much easier. (Overheard from the garage when my sons were installing new control arm bushings on my 240Z) __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

08-05-2013, 05:41 PM	#2352 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Open your legs. No, more. More. That's it. Oh yeah, that's good. (Overheard coming from my living room -- I forgot my wife's yoga instructor was over) fonzo179 likes this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

08-06-2013, 07:19 AM	#2353 (permalink)
fonzo179 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: A Fantasy World Posts: 1,707 Drives: 2014 Audi Q5 3.0T Rep Power: 19	Plenty of guys suffer from the same thing (girlfriend talking about my pre-flight anxiety) onzedge likes this. __________________ You want a motorcycle, but can't drive a manual? Please tell me you're joking...

08-07-2013, 06:04 AM	#2354 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Quit trying to talk to me with that in your mouth. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

08-07-2013, 10:33 AM	#2355 (permalink)
SmokeEater27 Base Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 144 Drives: Like OJ In A Bronco Rep Power: 12	"I now pronounce you Mr. & Mrs. Cuce" (pronounced Coochie) (said the judge aloud who married my buddy and his wife last week, judges face= priceless) __________________ LLUMAR TINT 15% l ARK GT-S SPRINGS l STILLEN GEN 3 C.A.I l MOMO SHIFTER l Z1 SPACERS 20MM (F)/25MM (R).....STILL LOADING

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