Queen Latifah's synchronized swimming seminar attendance...

Racing that sleeper IS 350 in Seattle.:shakes head:

Bastard purposely modded his turbo kit/exhaust for sound reduction. He dusted me like the Road Runner vs the Coyote

Spending too much money on the Facebook I.P.O.

Talking to the quiet girl in Intro to Psych 101 class back in 2005. She was my first stalker but didn't want to have s3x with me when I asked. I was like WTF? :confused::icon14:

Under the bed when three fat girls were having a lesbian 3 way

Vegetable smoothie back when I tried that "all-green" diet in May 2012.

Washing the Z 15 minutes before a bird dropped a poop on it. ($%^*!!!!)

X-rated video watching while parents were visiting...

Yelling at my old supervisor (tried that whole "with all due respect, Sir..." thing. Still ended very badly)
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Zipped up my fly with my wang still hanging out

New Category: Fun things to do with your Z

Autocross events with Priuses...

Breaking necks when I drive through the Fiat dealership

Cruising to a Honda Civic Cars and Coffee meet on a Sunday morning

Driving in reverse on the freeway like Paul Walker.