Eating the Macho Nachos at Zorbaz on the Lake, with the Zumba girls form my gym...those girls can pack it down:shakes head:.

I was like, "Pleeze mum, may ah haav sum moor?"
They were like, "Piss off ya little wanker!"

Farting in my wetsuit

Groping my wife, so I thought, in the dark. Boy, was I wrong...turned out to be my mother-in-law. Oops! :wtf2:

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Having my ex-wife over for Christmas dinner -- with her new wife...

I thought I would be okay with it but the weird factor and the public displays of lesbian affection were a bit disturbing.

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:icon18: "Impatiently waiting for the next reply because I've thought of a bunch of good ones to follow" - inner monologue, Onzedge.

Jumping into a car conversation with a Honda Civic enthusiast college kid.
Shame on me.

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Kick-boxing class with Queen Latifah...

Letting the old man with the BMW M6 intimidate me into racing him....humiliation at its best:shakes head:

Missing class too much in high school

Never hitting on (what had to be at least) half the girls in my Political Science Thesis class.

It was the most disgusting thing imaginable when about 3 days before graduation day, at least 8 (i'm not bullsh!tting you) of those girls said to my face something along the lines of: Ya know, Alphonso...I always thought you were cute. I would have spent time with you, but I just had a lot going on all the time.


Skanks.:shakes head:

Opening up a can of worms at almost every meeting I attend...

It's a hard habi to break.

Placing the keys to my Z in my ex-girlfriend's hands.
:facepalm: