Sonic the Hedgehog

Tetris

UEFA Champions League Soccer

Vanquish

Wave Race 64

X-men

Yoshi's Island

Zelda


someone else pick

@sshole blown inside out from an entire On-Cor salisbury steak TV dinner in one sitting.

Bears mauling you to death because you were camping and your friends played a trick on you by smearing you with honey and tying you to a tree (for their youtube video page)

Cockroaches by the thousands are dumped in a coffin with you while still conscious, then buried alive.

devoured by sharks after you have gone on a fishing trip with your friends, they got drunk and thought it would be hilarious to jump you, hold you down, make dozens of little incisions on you and then tie you ankles to a rope, toss you overboard and drag you around in the water at high speed...

Eighties rock star shoots you with a revolver in a bar

Forced to listen to my ex-wife sing "Dominique" in falsetto and out of tune while duct-taped to a chair and until my eardrums rupture and I bleed out