Joke of the Day

Originally Posted by Jeffblue

A man is sun-bathing nude at the beach; a little girl comes up to him so he covers his penis with a newspaper. The little girl asks, 'What's under there?' The man says, 'A bird.' The girl walks away and the man falls asleep. He wakes up later in a hospital and is in great pain. A doctor and a policeman are at his bed, the doctor asks ...him, "Do you remember what happened?" The man replies, 'I don't know; I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." The policeman says "I asked her what happened and she said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was asleep, I played with his bird. It spit at me! So I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed the two little eggs!