Joke of the Day

phelan

Because brog0 became slowg0...

Ten ways to say your zipper is down:
-The cucumber has left the salad
-Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his beels
-You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position
-Paging Mr. Johnson...paging Mr. Johnson...
-Elvis is leaving the building.
-The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
-Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
-You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
-Men may be from Mars...but I see something that rhymes with Venus.

and top to it all off:

I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts!

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凛 ('Rin') - 2009 Nissan 370Z
With silence comes peace. With peace comes freedom. With freedom comes silence.