Joke of the Day

Originally Posted by Togo

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

Originally Posted by SGTseanzie

A man runs into his house yelling and screaming. His wife asks what all the commotion was about. He looked at her and said

"Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!"

His wife also became very excited, and she responded

"How should I pack? Warm or cold weather?"

The husband responded

"I don't care, just get the **** out!"