Joke of the Day

Togo · 07-24-2009, 07:03 PM

Ok, last one. It's 5PM now for all of you on the west coast, should be done with work.

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks,

"What were you and dad doing?"

The mother replies,
"Well, your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time." says the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over, gets on her knees, and blows it right back up!"

Hope everyone has enjoyed the barrage of today's jokes. TGIF!!!!

07-24-2009, 07:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 659	Ok, last one. It's 5PM now for all of you on the west coast, should be done with work. A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over, gets on her knees, and blows it right back up!" Hope everyone has enjoyed the barrage of today's jokes. TGIF!!!!