Joke of the Day

Togo · 07-18-2009, 09:23 AM

Public service announcement:

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, after one year we will have absorbed 1 kilo of the Escherichia Coli (e.coli) bacteria usually found in feces. In other words, we will have consumed 1 liter of ****. However, we don't run that risk when we drink beer, whiskey, rum or other liquors because the creation of alcohol involves a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you who are drinking water to stop doing so as it has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and therefore bad for you.

Remember:
Water = ****
Alcohol = Health

Free yourself of ****, drink alcohol!!!
It's better to drink alcohol and talk ****, than to drink water and be full of ****!

07-18-2009, 09:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 659	Public service announcement: It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, after one year we will have absorbed 1 kilo of the Escherichia Coli (e.coli) bacteria usually found in feces. In other words, we will have consumed 1 liter of **. However, we don't run that risk when we drink beer, whiskey, rum or other liquors because the creation of alcohol involves a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. It is my duty to communicate to all of you who are drinking water to stop doing so as it has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and therefore bad for you. Remember: Water = Alcohol = Health Free yourself of , drink alcohol!!! It's better to drink alcohol and talk , than to drink water and be full of **!